28 times Love Island's Alex Bowen was the fittest person on Instagram

He makes shirt sleeves do this.

He's a deep thinker.

He's a mummy's boy.

He scrubs up well (even if he didn't actually buy that suit).

He's dated some proper sorts.

There's something about his eyes that just... pop.

He says things like 'smash some grub' and somehow gets away with it.

He follows the 'two is better than one' mantra on Instagram.

He's dedicated to the cause of good sunglasses.

He's already pals with Love Island alumni Luis.

He's definitely the shy and retiring type.

He works hard in the gym, but doesn't really like to mention it.

It's safe to say that he definitely knows his angles.

He's not averse to a tank top, which works for us.

He wears leather jackets in nightclubs.

He has mates with matching penchants for short shorts.

He likes to wear jeans so slashed that we're fairly certain they're no longer jeans.

He really does seem to hate clothes, doesn't he?