A look at the weird relationship between celebrities and their assistants
From fluffing to burger-holding.
Think fast: What indignities would you suffer to be in close proximity to a public figure at pretty much all times? Here, a comprehensive look at the varied, fascinating life of the American celebrity personal assistant.
Chapter I: Carrying things (mostly brollies...)
Another brolly
And another brolly
And another
Oh, and a half-eaten burger on the red carpet. No biggie
Anything for the dress
Including stooping
And pulling
And billowing
And smoothing and adjusting
And arranging
Chapter IV: Mariah
Mariah Carey gets her own chapter because she is unashamed of asking people she pays to do things like simply lead her around.
Everywhere
With umbrellas
And position her hand just so to highlight her engagement ring
More leading around
I would have human Seeing Eye Dogs with me all the time too, if I could afford it
And they call her a diva psshh.
She's touching a normal person's hand!
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