Not to be a total conspiracy theorist, but if witchcraft and wizardry only exists in the realms of a fictional boarding school, how the hell does Holly Willoughby look so damn good every single morning.
Take this morning for example, I woke up at 7am and it's taken a good 7 hours just for one of my eye bags to deflate. Yet Holly can go on actual This Morning at 10am and look like a goddess.
Naturally I've been monitoring this situation closely, making note of the £16 de-puffing eye lotion she swears by, not to mention the foundation she wore on Dancing On Ice that somehow managed to outshine Gemma Collins.
So when her makeup artist, Patsy O'Neill, shared a breakdown of Holly's This Morning makeup, I made copious notes.
Yes, Holly is blessed with the kind of skin us mere mortals can only dream of, but even she has to have a bit of coverage under those studio lights.
The foundation of choice? Surratt's Surreal Skin Foundation Wand, which, according to Cult Beauty is "the key to flawless 'airbrushed' skin".
Forget Andrex, I know what I'm about to bulk buy.
Promising to give a 'your skin, but better finish', it's no wonder this is Patsy's go-to base for when Holly is filming.
I feel like I've been searching all my life for a foundation that perfects my skin but is undetectable in-person. Could this finally be the one?
Oh, and don't worry, I made a list of everything else on Holly's face as well. You know, so we can be really creepy.
See you and my eye bags never again (hopefully).
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Laura is a former writer for Cosmopolitan UK, covering everything beauty and fashion related and specialises in makeup, plus-size fashion and the world of YouTube. Her favourite pastime is reminding everyone of that one time she met Charlie Hunnam and Jason Momoa. Please don't ask to see the pictures...
