1. Get yourself a crush who will make a real move
2. And, you know, actually talk to you
3. Instead of doing the absolute bare minimum
4. Someone who isn't abhorrently attention-seeking
5. Someone who won't embarrass you at Sephora
6. Get you a guy who actually reads
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7. And won't complain about the stuff we all have to do
8. Find a man who will TRY
9. Or at least knows how to giftwrap
10. If the only thing he works at is his own pretentiousness, RUN
11. Because you deserve better Snaps than this
12. You don't need to have movies neither of you watched mansplained to you
13. Ban men who can't just LISTEN
14. It's time to stop with the dudes who act like the world is only theirs
15. Or insist that you are incapable of liking what you damn well please
16. Because the truth is: your MCM is a dork
17. He's just not that great
18. I mean, WHY does he say it like that???
19. MAKE IT STOP
20. He does terrible things to food
21. And cannot be trusted
22. Basically, your MCM will disappoint you
23. Because he is, in his essence, THAT person
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