ATTN: These are the 24 best Lovehoney sex toys of all time

The bullet is the basic every she, he, and they needs in their toy box.

Possibly the most versatile of all the toys in our line up, this can be used on every erogenous zone (don’t skip over your nipples and inner thighs), and to tip you over the edge via your C-spot.

Pocket-sized and anything but intimidating, this bullet is made for beginners — or brave bonkers that like to get frisky out and about. Just be generous with the lube for a smooth glide to the finish line.

Chasing bigger orgasms? Well, they’re just a hop, skip, and a jump away with this beginner-friendly bud, thanks to its four insertable inches that curve at the shaft for targeted G-spot stimulation, combined with those mini rabbit ears for targeted clit stimulation.

Both the internal and external parts vibrate to the tune of 10 vibration modes, all controlled via the single button on its base, so you don’t have to worry about fumbling around with controls if this is your first time using a rabbit vibrator.

Sometimes you don’t want to have to choose between vibrations and suction sensations — and we get it! Making decisions is hard, particularly when it comes to your pleasure.

Thankfully, Womanizer gets it too, as it has collaborated with Lovehoney-owned We-Vibe to create a toy that combines the two: resulting in over 1,000 combinations worth of vibration patterns, intensities, and pleasure air stimulation.

Okay, admittedly that sounds like a lot more choice than picking between vibes or suction simulation, but you really won’t have to navigate far between the settings to settle on a combo that will get you to a big O.

And if you don’t believe us, then you should believe 100% of its testers who reached orgasm with the toy. Unreal!

Over half of young people are in shared living arrangements — and it’s no surprise that’s having an impact on your sex lives. In fact, 41% of people living at home with parents say this directly impacts their sex life, and we wouldn’t want that to include your solo sex sessions, would we?

Thankfully, Lovehoney has created a vibrator that won’t give the game away, as it’s totally silent, despite being loaded with seven vibration modes for internal or external stimulation — you choose.

It’s so quiet that one five-star reviewer even says he doesn’t know when his wife is using it. Shall we race you to the check out?

Not everyone is into internal vibrations — which is totally fair, it’s a unique sensation that is really only achieved through sex toys, so it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.

But if you’re still a fan of penetrative play, this six-inch dildo will be your most versatile pal. With a strong suction cup, it can be attached to any surface, while you feel the ridges and textures of its shaft and glans as you pulse.

It even has balls, so you don’t feel like you’re missing out on any aspect of the real deal.

Known for its C-shaped couples’ vibrators, Lovehoney’s sister company, We-Vibe, is owner of the rumbliest vibrations on the market. Now, it’s introduced a new technology to its roster: heating and cooling.

As well as six vibration modes to play with, there’s a button each to make the silver pad in the middle of the toy heat or cool, to add an element of sensation play into your sexy soirée.

To make it even better, this mouse-shaped toy fits in the palm of your hand, so it won’t get in the way during partnered sex, and can easily be held against your clit, nipples, or any external erogenous zone you like to mix up your stimulation.

Whether you’re new to clit suction toys, or simply want a new buzzy bud, Lovehoney’s Pleasure Air geniuses have collaborated with ROMP to create a vibe that works for anyone and everyone.

That’s not just because of its (banging bargain) price — this one comes in at under £35 — but also because it’s devilishly simple to use if you’re just starting your foray into oral sex toys. We love to see it!

Switch between six intensity levels using the three buttons for contact-free suction stimulation on your nipples, clitoris — or, you name it — to feel your orgasm being *literally* sucked out of you.

This might look like any other magic wand vibrator, but it’s Lovehoney — so of course it levels up a timeless classic. The sex tech trailblazers have upgraded its Classic Wand by adding a fully flexible neck to its bulbous head (now covered in silky soft-touch silicone), and pumping up the power on its vibrations.

Unforch, plugging it into the wall means it’s not waterproof (womp womp) and you’re slightly limited in how much movement you can make while using it, but this is all offset by the fact that its 12 vibration speeds are prominent enough to have you reaching a cacophonous climax in mere minutes.

Made famous by the icon that is Charlotte York (SATC fans, unite), the rampant rabbit is another basic all vagina-havers should have. After all, there’s a reason it’s not changed much since its conception in the ’90s.

Fitted with two shafts, one designed to hit your G-spot, and another to tease your C, this is for those who need a little extra action. The Jessica certainly offers that, thanks to the addition of rotating pearls for a rainfall-like sensation inside (yes it sounds odd, and yes it’s totally epic).

One review raved: “Absolutely Incredible! I orgasmed in literally 30 seconds.” Smashed it, sister.

Real life is getting a little too scary if you ask us, so it makes sense that so many are turning to fantasy in the pursuit of out-of-this-world (literally) orgasms.

If all you want is to be wooed by a dragon, or undulate under a unicorn, this dildo will be the perfect purchase to swoop you off your feet. Suction cup its 6.5 inches of smooth silicone to a flat surface before mounting its twirly textured edges up to embark on the ride of your life.

And if it’s anal adventures you’re after, there’s flared base aplenty to explore those faraway regions of your body. Just remember to add a generous sprinkling of lube!

Consider yourself a versatile lover? If you find yourself getting easily bored with one type of stimulation every time you get off, a toy with several settings is an easy fix.

This green guy not only delivers stimulation to spots at the same time (your clit, vaginal opening and G-spot), but the clit stimulator comes with three heads so you can switch between pulsing, suction, and flicking sensations, depending on your mood.

Sound like a lot? It is, but in the best way, trust us, and you’ll be grateful for that loop handle to keep everything in place as you lie back and embrace the intensity.

Need we count the ways you can use a dildo? Hold it in your hand, suction cup it to a surface, attach it to a strap on, use it on a partner… the list goes on.

The point is, everyone needs a dildo — whether you’re a seasoned sex toy shopper or new to the party. Six inches is ideal for beginners, and this slimline one not only features a defined tip and textured shaft (for realistic sensations), but is also under £15 — so you can experiment with anal penetration play without having to break the bank.

There’s also no reason you can’t use this for vaginal penetration, either, just make sure you give it a good wash or use a condom to prevent spreading bacteria!

Some beads you wear round your neck, and others you pull out of your arse. We don’t make the rules! But the truth is that both have the effect of making you feel glowing, gorgeous, and gratified.

These anal beads aren’t like *regular* anal beads (Amy Poehler voice: they’re cool anal beads) in that, instead of starting with the smallest, the larger of the four beads is first to the show.

And you know what that means: upon pulling them out, using the T-shaped handle, it’s the last one to brush your buttocks as you arrive at a mind-blowing orgasm — for blended bliss.

Gone are the days of fleshlights only being available in one singular skin tone shade, and sticking out like (...) a sore thumb.

Understanding that lots of men specifically feel uncomfortable with the idea of owning a sex toy, innovators like Fleshlight have gone to efforts to create a range of toys for people with penises — including realistic imitation vaginas, and more covert fleshlights.

This one could easily be mistaken for a reusable coffee cup if accidentally left out, but luckily it feels *far* better than that would.

The inside of this covert masturbator is lined with rows of bumps and ribs and features a twist base, so you can control exactly how much suction you want on your schlong — for a completely personalised wank.