Not everyone is good in bed. That’s OK. We can’t all be good at everything. What’s important is that we all try our best in everything we do. But some people just don’t. They coast through life oblivious and uncaring. It’s bad enough to meet these people at school or work. It’s arguably worse to deal with them between the sheets.
Here's 9 telltale signs the person you're sleeping with is selfish AF.
1. Their 'foreplay' game is virtually nonexistent (whatever 'foreplay' means for you, in your partnership). They don’t bother trying to warm you up. Maybe a little bit of making out and they jam their hands down your pants and then it's on to the main event. Opening acts exist for a reason!
2. They never go down on you. No one should have to do anything they don’t feel comfortable doing during sex, but if they just can’t be bothered and meanwhile pester you for countless blowjobs or oral sex, that’s lame as hell and that person sucks.
3. They only want their positions. They have their favourites, and they’re what you tend to find yourself in, even if you’ve told them they don’t really work for you, or simply want to switch it up.
4. They finish FAST. They treat sex like its the 100 metre sprint. They're pumping away, it’s doing nothing for you, and all the sudden it's over. They're basically the Michael Bay of boning.
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5. And when they’re done, it’s over. Don’t expect them to stick around to make sure you get yours. They're either getting dressed, or immediately falling asleep.
6. They have a lot of unwarranted opinions and feedback for you. This person could use a lot of pointers, and yet they want to let you know what you could do differently. Or worse, they want you to shave or bleach, because it’s what they like.
7. They don’t help you clean up. It’s the equivalent of cooking dinner for them and then having to do the dishes too.
8. They push you to have sex even if you’re not in the mood. Instead of expressing empathy when you explain that you're exhausted from work or have been down lately, they make you feel like you're failing as a partner because you're not trying harder to get in the mood (which, surprise surprise, makes you even LESS into boning). They just need to get off–your feelings come second.
9. They don’t see a problem with any of this. You’ve tried to talk to them about these things, and they brush you off. At best, they passively say the’ll try more and then doesn’t change any of their behaviours because they still value their own pleasure above yours.
