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A look back at penises from the past.

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A look back at penises from the past.

1

Rick James

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1981

2

Robert Redford

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1969

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3

James Caan

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1977

4

Tom Selleck

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1993

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5

Bret Michaels

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1993

6

Jim Morrison

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1960

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7

Gene Kelly

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1971

8

Eddie Murphy

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1983

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9

Paul Newman

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1963

10

Elvis Presley

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1956

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11

Jon Bon Jovi

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1987

12

Prince

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1981

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13

Mick Jagger

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1969

14

Sean Connery

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1964

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15

Steven Tyler

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1974

16

Marvin Gaye

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1960

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17

James Brown

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1986

18

Bruce Springsteen

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1970

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