INTRO XXX
Sexpectation and reality are often verrrrry different
[via] It could literally be nothing else
Seriously though, don't
Sorry, can't help it
Time much better spent
Yeah, basically one of everything
Oh, are we now? (aka 'sure!')
Hun, that ain't a microphone
No idea where the time goes...
"I'm a fast-learner"
FAO: Whoever said sex on the first date was a bad idea
Affirmative
You just have to say it
Chivalry isn't dead
