The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is incoming and it's already all I am prepared to care about. The show looks unhinged in the best way possible and we're here to break down everything you need to know: from the cast (prepare for some familiar faces!), to the premiere date, to the bananas trailer.

When is The Real Housewives of Rhode Island premiering?

Unclear. All we officially know is "in 2026." But considering the show has finished filming its first season, it seems safe to assume that it's coming sooner rather than later?

Is there a trailer?

Yes! It debuted at BravoCon and is quite literally everything to me.

Who’s in the cast?

The show consists of a "fresh, charismatic group of women whose lives intertwine across the storied coastline of New England luxury." Here are their official bios, via Bravo.

Alicia Carmody

"Rhode Island to the core, Alicia isn’t shy about her roots — just wait until you hear her say 'cracker.' After eight years of engagement to fiancé Billy Kitsilis, this 'Runaway Bride' still isn’t ready to take the plunge, even for their daughter, Celina. When she’s not dodging wedding bells, Alicia helps Billy run his restaurant, Pizza Mamma, proving she can handle the heat both in and out of the kitchen."

Rosie DiMare

"A former local television news anchor, Rosie now shines as the host of her own lifestyle program and as a sought-after DJ. Recently celebrating her first wedding anniversary with husband Rich DiMare, who’s a well-known Frank Sinatra-style singer, Rosie calls North Kingstown home, where the couple lives with their dog, Clementine."

Ashley Iaconetti

"After finding love with her husband, and Warwick, R.I., native Jared Haibon on Bachelor in Paradise, Ashley has traded rose ceremonies for real life as a proud mom to two boys, Dawson and Hayden. While Jared manages their beloved coffee shop, Ashley has built a thriving career as a social media powerhouse, all while acclimating her new life in her husband’s home state."

Liz McGraw

"Liz is Rhode Island royalty, the woman everyone wants to know and the state’s very own cannabis queen. Alongside her husband, Gerry, she owns and operates the Slater Center, the largest and most successful cannabis dispensary in the state. Liz isn’t just a business powerhouse, though, she’s also a devoted stepmom to Miranda, Briana and Skyla, balancing family, entrepreneurship and her signature flair for style."

Rulla Nehme Pontarelli

"Rulla helms a financial empire as a certified financial planner and wealth manager to some of the East Coast’s most distinguished families. Rulla is married to prominent Rhode Island podiatrist Brian, and together they juggle life with their two young children, Luca and Laila."

Kelsey Swanson

"A former Miss Rhode Island, Kelsey keeps a full plate as one of the state’s top makeup artists. Kelsey has been in a 10-year relationship with one of the state’s most notable figures, enjoying the lap of luxury while keeping her social calendar full."

Jo-Ellen Tiberi

"Self-proclaimed town gossip, Jo-Ellen knows everyone and everything worth knowing in Cranston. As one of the top aesthetic practice development managers in the country, she juggles a busy career with family life alongside her high school sweetheart and husband, Gary, and their three kids — Gian, Jolie and Gia."

Dolores Catania (as a friend)

"Rhode Island captured Dolores’s heart years ago and she’s longed to return ever since. With her dear friend Liz McGraw living there, and a shared business project on the horizon, a sun-soaked, beach-filled summer is a natural fit for this Jersey girl."

What has Andy Cohen teased?

The Bravo star told Deadline, "It’s interesting that it’s one of the smallest states and it kind of feels like this insular community where everybody knows each other [and] you can’t get away with anything. It is the perfect spot for a Housewives. Plus it’s also so beautiful, it’s aspirational. It’s the Ocean state—it’s teeny. And the women are outrageously fun and great for TV."