Candice Jalili

Every night is date night in the city that never sleeps, baby.

I will always love…these songs.

One minute he’s blowing up your phone, the next he’s MIA. WTF happened?

Nope, it’s not the same as bisexual.

And yes, it’s different than “asexual.”

The “human void” does not deserve your “haaaaayyy” this year.

Shout-out to all my ladies who are with dudes on the, ahem, bigger side.

“The circumstance created by COVID-19 is not an adequate reason to stop taking your birth control.”

What’re we supposed to do now that we can’t sit on the couch together and talk sh*t about Joe Exotic?

Trust: Your sex life will thank you.