Alex Rees

So many fedoras, so little time!

"I knew I had, well, basically eight seconds on TV to make a statement and I wanted to use it for something more than for myself. "

"If it helps open the door for other women to say, 'I've had a similar experience'—for me, that's a kind of closure. "

Also, she makes some sex noises. There's a good reason for it, OK?

And I’ve never had so much fun having my dreams crushed!!

Green is the first openly trans woman to compete at Miss Montana USA and promises that she's prepped as hard as Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality.

The new Miss USA responds to the ~controversy~ surounding her Q&A round moment and also explains what her glitzy big crown feels like.

The 19-year-old model explains why she's returning to her roots at Miss USA and why she'll be the perfect judge.

She also discusses crazed fans, bad breakups, and offers a hot take on Christian himself. Because, you know, Christian is hot.

Also, some important crockpot discussion. (And she knows who killed JonBenet.)

Just before she hands off her crown, Miss America 2016 Betty Cantrell reflects on her year's reign, which hasn't all been smiles and sparkles.

They might be filming Fifty Shades Freed, but Dornan's peen is still under wraps. (NSFW photos ahead.)