As much as we've been gagging for more Tiger King content since the documentary was released on Netflix, there is one thing we didn't expect to see as a product of the show's success: a Joe Exotic-inspired sex toy. Tiger King TikToks, sure. Memes, absolutely. Louis Theroux sticking his beak in and having an opinion, of course.
Maybe we were naive, but a Tiger King dildo just didn't seem like the natural choice for a piece of TK merch. Anyway, for better or for worse, it exists. And it is quite the specimen.
Naturally, the "hand-crafted" eight-incher comes in the classic orange and black tiger print (and an array of colours including rainbow, of course).
The product copy on retailer Uber Kinky's website reads, "Say ‘Fuck you, Carole Baskin’ with the Sinnovator Tiger King Realistic Dildo!'" which TBH I find quite offensive, but it is what it is.
Complete with a Prince Albert penis piercing, a padlock and multiple other piercings down the side, it is basically exactly what Joe Exotic would look like if he were, in fact, a dildo.
It's also compatible with O rings, meaning you can use it as a strap-on, too.
Everyone's clicking on...
And all for just £109.99 (just kidding, that's really damn expensive). BUT, Uber Kinky will be donating 10% from each purchase to Tiger Watch. And are encouraging fans to, "Save the tigers, one orgasm at a time."
There are no words.
Paisley is the former Sex and Relationships editor at Cosmopolitan UK. She covers everything from sex toys, how to masturbate and sex positions, to all things LGBTQ. She definitely reveals too much about her personal life on the Internet.
