Everyone loves a little workplace gossip, especially when there’s sex involved. There’s nothing quite like deciphering who fancies who in the office, whether your crush’s gestures are flirty or friendly, and seeing coworkers sneak off together after a staff party. It’s even more fun if you’re the one having the workplace romance (esp if you’re keeping it a secret).
Sex with a boss is one of the most common sexual fantasies (as long as it’s consensual and there’s no abuse of power, obvs) — as is having sex at work. And, as it turns out, for a lot of people, this is more than a fantasy.
As per a new survey by Mr Q, 44% of Brits confess to having had sex at work, while 11% have done so in the past month. And, despite accusations of sexlessness — and a growing interest in celibacy — it seems young people are shagging the most at work, with 53% of Gen Z and 71% of millennials admitting that they’ve had sex in the office before.
As there’s no stats on where everyone’s having sex, we’re still left wondering: are you all pre-booking meeting rooms to bonk? Is that why they’re always booked up?!
Logistics aside, seeing as we’re all partial to a little CWB (coworkers with benefits), we thought we’d round up a bunch of stories from people who’ve fucked a coworker or hooked up with someone from — and in! — the office. Enjoy! But maybe don’t read these at your desk...
Sex at work stories
1. “He was a coworker, but in a lower position than myself. I trained him, so we talked here and there. He invited me out for drinks after work and we ended up having sex at my pool, then my place, and it went on for several weeks. Unfortunately he started bringing me breakfast for work, and telling coworkers that I was taken — so it ended fast.” [via]
Everyone's clicking on...
2. “I fucked a coworker, after hours, on my boss’ desk. We did it a few times actually. 10/10 would recommend.” [via]
3. “I dated a cook at the restaurant I worked at. We fucked in the walk-in [freezer] during the night shift one time... there were two other people on shift. It was honestly so sloppy. We fucked in the walk-in after everyone had left a couple of times, too. And in the basement a few times. We were caught fucking in public in a [car park] once by another couple probably there doing the same thing... except he was fucking me outside of the car. The sex was wild as you can imagine.” [via]
4. “I continue to sleep with my direct supervisor. Has been happening for almost 12 months. It’s the most fulfilling sexual relationship I’ve ever had, and we are both firmly on the same page about what the sexual relationship is to both of us — FWB.” [via]
5. “The fifth floor was closed for renovation. We snuck up there quite often...” [via]
6. “Restaurant linen closet. And no we didn’t dirty up any linens.” [via]
7. “Banging in the work truck during coffee break on a job site. Fast and dirty. Once on a desk in managers office middle of the afternoon, too.” [via]
6. “Our desks were next to each other and we would talk all the time. A lot of flirting. She jokingly said she’d love to ‘see what I had down there one day’. There was so much sexual tension after months of flirting between us I said, ‘Why not today?’ We [took] a two-hour lunch break and went to her apartment. Had sex twice then took a shower together and went back to work. There was no drama. Our friendship continued as normal. I still talk to her every now and then, even though we both moved onto different positions.” [via]
7. “Friday afternoon drinks in the office, everyone on the other floor in the office, almost got caught by the cleaning lady.” [via]
8. “I slept with a coworker (he’s technically superior to me, but not directly) who was 21-ish years older than me. [The] sex was bad, but it didn’t have an effect on our working relationship. In fact, I confide in him when shit goes down at work because I know he won’t tell people, since we have a weird non-romantic bond now.” [via]
9. “When I was a teenager working a late night shift [at a] fast food [restaurant], I’d bang my coworker every so often. I mean you are bored, no one is there, why not? She was just a girl with an out-of-this-world sense of humour and who liked to do fun things.” [via]
10. “[My coworker and I] would sneak out at lunch and mess around in his trunk sometimes. One day, most of his department was down the street [from our office] at an all-day meeting. He started sexting me, realising what we may be able to pull off. There was an unused office in the lowest level of the building, where no one really went. It had no lock. And no windows. He snuck out of the team meeting and told me to meet him down there. When he came through the door, I was already so wet and ready to go. It didn’t take much kissing for both of us to be ready. He bent me over a desk, lifted up my skirt, and fucked me quick and hard. I bit my lip to keep quiet.” [via]
11. “I work in a hotel by a major airport. Most people stay for really short amounts of time and will never visit again. Since I check people in, it’s trivial to slip my number in with their room key. I’ll let them know what time I’m off, and offer whatever I’m in the mood for. After all, who doesn’t want to fuck the cute girl at the front desk? [One time], I went up to the room of a guy travelling for government work and he fucked my brains out on the bed and made me squirt on the sheets.” [via]
12. “I worked as a hostess in a semi fancy restaurant and he was a server/closing manager. Sometimes he would go into the work closet for supplies and I would follow him in. I would suck his dick as long as he would let me before we had to head back to work. I loved watching him have to tuck his big hard cock into his belt to hold it down. Sometimes when we would close together he would fuck me in the managers office.” [via]
13. “I work in a bar and often flirt with customers. Last night, everyone on shift was a friend and it was quiet, so I could spend a bit more time talking to customers. After some introductory flirting, one ordered a [slippery] nipple while staring at the outline of mine through my top. I told him to go sit down and I’d bring them over for him. At the table, I sat down with them and he put his hand on my thigh. I slid my panties to the side, moved his hand up and let him finger me for two minutes until I didn’t think I could get away with slacking off anymore. Now all I can think of is doing it again.” [via]
14. “My partner had come over to spend some time with me because my work day was slow. We started to fool around, as one would do when WFH, however, I had forgotten about a conference call that afternoon, so mid-coitus, I dialled in, put myself on mute, and ‘listened’ while going at it. At one point, my boss asked if [I] was there and I had to unmute to answer a question with my partner balls deep inside of me.” [via]
Paisley is the former Sex and Relationships editor at Cosmopolitan UK. She covers everything from sex toys, how to masturbate and sex positions, to all things LGBTQ. She definitely reveals too much about her personal life on the Internet.
