If you don't want blood pressure problems, I have one piece of advice for you...don't ever go on the Internet. Just throw your phone in the bin, take up cross stitching and find something else to pass the time that doesn't involve the Snapchat dog filter.

Everyone is angry on the world wide web and hell bent on using their 140 character limit to Tweet to the world just how furious they really are. But today it's my turn to share my fury.

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Wish.com

What you're looking at is a genuine advert for plus-size tights from a website called Wish.com and I just don't even know where to begin.

What is the point they are trying to make here? That our thunder thighs are so big that their model can fit her entire body body into a pair of our tights? Round of applause for her, well bloody done. Now do you want me to model a pair or "regular" tights by wearing them on my finger?

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Wish.com

How about instead of offending us, you just use, I dunno...A PLUS SIZE MODEL. I don't know if you're aware but models don't just stop at a size 10.

If you need some help, I've even picked some out for you.

Let me know when you're done so I can go back to directing my anger at Southern Rail.

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H/T Metro.

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Laura Capon
Former Senior Fashion & Beauty Writer

Laura is a former writer for Cosmopolitan UK, covering everything beauty and fashion related and specialises in makeup, plus-size fashion and the world of YouTube. Her favourite pastime is reminding everyone of that one time she met Charlie Hunnam and Jason Momoa. Please don't ask to see the pictures...