If, like me, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, when it comes to the dating game, Too Faced has got your back.
That's because for £55 you can buy what you have been unable to obtain for yourself, despite getting carpal tunnel in both your wrists from the relentless Tinder swiping.
I'm talking about a year's supply of the icon that is Better Than Sex Mascara.
SHOP NOW A Year of Great Sex, Better Than Sex Mascara Vault, £55
A Year of Great Sex, Better Than Sex Mascara Vault, contains 5 tubes of the cult mascara, which normally retail for £19 each. Meaning *furiously searches for a calculator* you will be saving £45!
And what's also better than sex... Saving money and being frugal.
Better Than Sex has become the Internet's holy grail mascara, (in fact it's the number one selling prestige mascara in America), due to it's dramatically volumising effect, that lifts and coats every single lash. There's a reason why the brand struggle to keep it in stock...
And hey, if things are working out for you in the bedroom department, and you're already getting all the great sex you need. You can just buy an individual tube.
SHOP NOW CultBeauty.co.uk, £19
Just don't rub it in my face... ok?
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Laura is a former writer for Cosmopolitan UK, covering everything beauty and fashion related and specialises in makeup, plus-size fashion and the world of YouTube. Her favourite pastime is reminding everyone of that one time she met Charlie Hunnam and Jason Momoa. Please don't ask to see the pictures...
