Do you know what’s better than obsessing over the Kardashians, from their trademarking of body parts to their ingenious makeup tricks to their ever-changing lockdown hairstyles and hair colours?
I’ll tell you what’s better: obsessing over the Kardashians from before they were rich and famous.
While Keeping Up With The Kardashians is continuing to film in quarantine and Kim amuses herself with lockdown activities, she’s unearthed some ab-so-lute gems from Kris’s archives.
Take, for example, this snap she posted to Instagram a couple of days ago, which featured the most relatable beauty goof ever: trying to achieve Sabrina-the-Teenage-Witch-chunky-highlights-cool using box-dye. We’ve all been there.
Kim captioned the pic "7th grade coolness" and can be seen sporting a cord (and possibly mock-snakeskin?!) necklace, a sparkly jacket and crisp white shirt.
Tangentially, is anyone else getting Clueless-meets-Buffy vibes here?
The picture is also testament to her literally biblically luscious eyebrows, and basically REFLECTIVE skin.
And to think, she was probably just getting into that classique Apricot Scrub and Bioré nose strip phase about now.
But the real beauty news (and the reason we're congregated here today, at the altar of throwback Kim), is this little nugget of info from Kim's Siste-nemy (i'm trying to make it work, guys, roll with it), Kourtney.
She commented underneath the snap:
"You put cream bleach on your hand and ran it through your hair the day before school started for that cool orange streak 🧡😬
Does anyone else feel like that orange heart emoji sort of...hits different? We see you, Kourt, you rascal.
Live long, stay home, and prosper (AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T USE DOMESTIC BLEACH ON YOUR HAIR YOU WILL REGRET IT, AND IT WILL GO ORANGE, AND THEN YOU'LL TRY TO BLEACH IT AGAIN, AND THEN IT WILL SNAP OFF. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).
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