- Travis Kelce dropped a Taylor Swift themed Valentine's Day card over the weekend.
- The card is a direct reference to Tay's innuendo-filled song, "Wood."
- "Wood" is, obviously, about Travis and his, ahem, "redwood tree."
Travis Kelce is aware of how obsessed everyone is with the lyrics to Taylor Swift's raunchy song "Wood" (I mean, "New Heights of manhood" will go down in the history books), and just dropped a Valentine's Day card referencing the lyrics.
AHEM:
"Wood you be my Valentine?" I mean, amazing.
Reminder, Taylor spoke about writing "Wood" to Jimmy Fallon, saying "I brought this into the studio and I was like I wanna do a throwback, kind of timeless-sounding song, and I had this idea like, 'I ain't gotta knock on wood,' and it would be all these superstitions. And it really started out in a very innocent place...I don't know what happened, man."
She added, "I got in there, we started vibing, and I don't know. I don't know how we got here, but I love the song so much."
Check out the full lyrics below, via Genius, if you need a reminder!
He loves me not, he loves me not
Penny's unlucky, I took him back
And then stepped on a crack and the black cat laughed
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
A bad sign is all good, I ain't gotta knock on wood
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my еyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was thе key that opened my thighs
Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm
To know a hard rock is on the way
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs



