Our sex writers have tracked down the best luxury sex toys to *seriously* upgrade your sex life

If you're looking for luxury, it's gotta be LELO. This award-winning sex toy brand has some of the *best* and most luxurious vibes out there — and the Soraya Wave Massager is no exception.

This powerhouse rabbit vibe combines an internal *pulsating* arm for toe-curling internal stimulation alongside a hard-working external arm which lavishes the clitoris with intense vibrations.

Uber precise, the internal arm culminates in a sculpted tip for a finger-like massage that rivals a lover's touch. Both arms are also fully flexible and adjustable, meaning that the toy is suitable for a broad spectrum of body sizes and shapes.

We ❤️ you Soraya Wave.

Unfortunately there is nothing more luxury than a vibrator with your initials on it — sorry, we don't make the rules.

But thankfully SheSpot and Love Not War do, and they've teamed up to make a sex toy that takes personalisation to the next level. Not only can you engrave its battery base with whatever initials or sexy message you'd like, but the head can be switched for any other in the Love Not War range — so you can match your vibe head with your mood!

As if that wasn't enough, this vibe is made from the brand's signature NeoSilicone, AKA the first silicone that is (somehow) compatible with silicone lube.

It's giving defying gravity (if gravity were the laws of silicone).

The iconic Womanizer (i.e. the legendary sex toy brand beloved by Katy Perry, Chappell Roan, and Lily Allen) has joined forces with Lovehoney to create a suction toy that will usher in a new era of orgasms.

It uses the brand's Pleasure Air Technology, a type of air pressure which feels like a pulsating massage, enlivening the 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris. The best bit? Because the technology works without ever actually touching the skin, your clitoris won't get overstimulated — allowing for, you guessed it, multiple orgasms.

This specific model boasts six different intensity levels, allowing you to cycle through soft and sweet flutterings up to jaw-dropping shudderings.

Is it a clit sucker? Is it a G-spot toy? Could it be... both?! This new-age update on the internal/external stimulation double whammy of the rabbit vibe combines lush air pressure on your clit alongside deep internal vibes delivered to your G-spot.

Another luxe AF addition from the team at LELO, this toy also makes use of the brand's Cruise Control function which prevents any drop in pressure when you press the toy closely to the body. Just genius!

Sometimes a toy comes along that seems specially formulated to fulfil all of our Gen Z dreams. The Biird Namii Clit Stim Suction Vibrator is, without a doubt, one such toy.

Just look at her! Made from squishy silicone, available in a range of adorable pastel colours (lilac, peach, and mint) and with a charging station that doubles as a *wait for it* mood light, we are seriously obsessed. And then there's the fact that a tree is planted for every toy sold!

In terms of specs, this clit sucker packs a hefty punch with five suction intensities and five vibration patterns. It's also waterproof and rechargeable. Admittedly, it can be a little fiddly to lock into place but once you work that out, it's dreamy AF.

Maybe you're sick of the all-bells-and-whistles approach to sex toys and want to take it all the way back to basics. Or maybe you're a beginner and looking for a luxe sex toy that's not too intimidating to look at.

Whatever the story, the We-Vibe Tango X Bullet Vibrator is the fancy AF, performance-driven bullet of your wildest (wet) dreams.

This small toy, designed for the clit and erogenous zones, has a whopping seven vibration modes and eight intensity levels — all while being whisper quiet.

What's more luxurious than a hands-free, hyper-powerful couple's toy? One that's made out of gold, duh!

Featuring a ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design (for maaaax power), this LELO couple's vibrator is seriously opulent.

It's designed to be worn internally by a woman or someone with a vagina during intercourse, with powerful vibrations — remote-controlled and featuring exclusive SenseMotion technology — to enhance the sensations for both partners during penetrative or vulva-to-vulva sex.

Beautifully designed and made from super soft silicone, the toy's arms are flexible enough to suit all body types and positions.

Long-distance relationships are tough, no doubt. Luckily, Lovense has found a way to keep your sex life alive, no matter how many miles are between you and your partner.

The Lush 4 targets your G-spot and clit simultaneously, with both the vibration speeds and patterns controlled by an app that will work from literally anywhere for a unique spin on phone sex.

In our humble opinion, it's the best long-distance toy you can get, with a tonne of innovative features and controls.

Read our full review of the Lovense Lush 4

Le Wand prides itself on making premium products with pleasure in mind and this is a serrrrriouuusssly powerful wand vibrator.

This wand’s rose gold accents give it a touch of glamour and it boasts 20 vibration patterns (!) with ten intensities each, giving you plenty of settings to play with to fine-tune your orgasm.

Wand vibes aren’t always the most accessible of toys due to their enviable horsepower, so if you’re a beginner you’re *deffo* gonna want to use the lower settings on this one. However, if you’re already a fan of clit stim and used to the sensation of a vibe, this wand was made for you. Enjoy!

If you're a fan of wearing crystals on your wrists or neck (or simply charging them on your window sill), we're sure you'll be a fan of this dildo from the aptly named Chakrubs.

Made fully from rose quartz, this five-inch dildo is designed to help you get in contact with your sensuality by connecting with your heart chakra — and, of course, your G-spot. Look at that curve!

“Perfect if you want to work with cervical or yoni dearmouring,” one happy reviewer says. We'll leave you to do your own research as to what that means, shall we?

Top tip: leave this wand to warm up in the sun for an added sensation during your solo sesh. Luxury!

What's the point of luxury if you can't experience it together? The best things in life are shared (orgasms), eh?

For a taste of ‘the electrifying energy of LA's Sunset Strip,’ Bed Nerdz has curated a gift box of its most deluxe toys — including a magic wand vibrator, a G-spot vibrator, and a clitoral suction toy.

So you can stroke, vibrate, and suck your way to a 24-karat come. Oh, and for a luxury trio, the box is actually pretty affordable, making it an ideal gift for your most loved one.

This G-Spot vibrator has got to be the fanciest one of all time, right? After all, it's quite literally plated in 24k carat gold. It’s rechargeable, has eight settings, is certified body safe and the materials are luxury AF.

Sure, it’s probably the most expensive sex toy you’ll ever buy — and is out of reach for most, if not all, of us — but if you can afford it, why not?

If you’re into the extra luxe experience but can’t even nearly dish out 17k, LELO also offers a stainless steel option, with a (let’s be real, still unaffordable-for-most-of-us) price tag that comes in at just under 5k.

For those who can’t quite afford to splurge £17k on a sex toy, here’s one for the cool price of, er, just under £2k instead.

Available in 24-karat gold or stainless steel, this luxury anal plug arrives in a luxurious, velvet-lined wooden box and comes with matching cuff links.

It’s perfect for beginners to anal play, as its slim design isn’t intimidating. The ring means it can be easily removed and it’s certified body-safe, too.

We think this would make for a pretty decadent gift for someone *very* special!

Available in stainless steel or 24-karat gold plate, YVA is LELO's incredible high-end clitoral vibrator. Small, discreet and faultlessly stylish, it's the ultimate luxury upgrade for your trusty pebble vibrator.

While the main attraction is obviously its opulent materials, it's also got plenty of other valuable assets. Fully rechargeable and with eight pleasure settings and a 10-year guarantee, it can run for seven hours off of a two-hour charge.

It arrives in a luxurious, velvet-lined wooden box and has been perfectly sculpted to stimulate all of your external erogenous zones.