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The best Lovehoney advent calendars for 2023
Did someone say XXX-mas?
It's not quite the festive season yet but the nights are drawing in and we all know what that means – the Lovehoney advent calendar has been released. For the uninitiated, a sex toy advent calendar is just like your standard advent calendar except that it isn't chocolate lying behind its doors but rather lots of naughty treats like vibrators, bondage accessories or even lingerie.
Whether it's as a gift for a loved one, a way to spice up the winter months with a partner or just a treat for yourself (self care and all that!) we've brought together literally all you need to know about the 2023 Lovehoney sex toy advent calendars.
Lovehoney advent calendars 2023
This is what dreams are made of. Unlock a world of passion with a 12-piece sex toy calendar, featuring the pretty, petite, and powerful, Lovehoney Dream Wand.
Packed with an arousing array of sexy surprises that aim to tease and please through thrilling vibes, sensory deprivation and skin-tingling massage, enjoy taking your time by discovering a new toy each day with a partner to enhance your pleasure and intimacy.
Worth over £200 and including the best-selling Lovehoney Dream Wand worth £69.99 on its own, this calendar offers incredible value for money. With 7 patterns and 4 intensity levels to explore, and with 11 other products in the calendar, you'll be living the dream in no time.
What's inside:
Lovehoney Dream Wand Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand Vibrator
USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Vanilla Massage Oil
Body Massager
Couple's Cock Ring
Finger Vibrator Sleeve
...and more!
Poised and perfectly packaged to count down the 24 most exciting days of the year, Amorana's Premium Advent Calendar is brilliantly brimming with high-quality toys, lingerie and BDSM accessories, including the best-selling Womanizer Classic 2 and We-Vibe WV50.
Open the boxes day by day to discover everything you could ask for in just one beautiful package, including rabbit vibrators, G-spot dildos and top-of-the-line bondage toys.
What's inside:
- Womanizer Classic 2
- USB Rechargeable Bullet with Remote Control
- Kegel Balls
- LS Essential Water-based Lubricant
- We-Vibe WV50
- Double Cock Ring
- Sandalwood Scented Candle
- Mini Paddle
...and more!
Lovehoney Lingerie Lovehoney sex toy advent calendar 2022 - Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Love some spicy lingerie? Then listen up! This Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation advent calendar is perfect for you. This 7-piece calendar features a range of items including a bra, knickers, suspenders and a v glam mesh body all in a gorgeous festive star pattern. All pieces are adjustable and the set comes in three sizes 8 - 16, 18 - 22 and 24 - 28.
What's inside:
- Bra
- Knickers
- Suspenders
- Sheer mesh body
- Eyemask
- Scented candle
...and more!
Emilie Lavinia is Cosmopolitan UK's Former Sex and Relationships Editor. An accredited Sex Educator and Sexologist, Emilie explores identity, equity and innovations in sex, love, wellness and identity with her writing, broadcasting, coaching and commercial work. Emilie has written for the likes of The Guardian, Stylist, Grazia, Woman & Home, Red and Women's Health. She has appeared in documentaries exploring sex and wellbeing by ITV, Channel 5 and the BBC. Emilie has represented the UK as a United Nations Delegate and is a passionate advocate for women's health, LGBTQ+ rights and sex education and public health policy. She is a representative for Young Women's Trust, United Nations Women and The Porn Conversation and works with a number of charities. She loves big books, Bell Hooks, her infrared sauna and her Pomeranian, Ivy Valentine. She lives in London and can give you a rating out of 10 for every sex toy ever invented. Sign up to Emilie's Substack newsletter The Cuff for spice and advice or follow her on LinkedIn, X, Instagram, or her website: emilielavinia.com
Megan Wallace (they/them) is Cosmopolitan UK’s Former Sex and Relationships Editor covering sexual pleasure, sex toys, LGBTQIA+ identity, dating and romance. They have covered sexuality and relationships for over five years and are the founder of the PULP zine, which publishes essays on culture and sex. In their spare time, they can be found exploring the London kink scene and planning dates on Feeld.
Paige Vahla (She/Her) is Cosmopolitan UK's former Sex & Relationships Editor covering all things sex, relationships, friends and family, and LGBTQ+. Think of her as your sex-positive best friend who offers expert insight and first-person perspectives when it comes to exploring the realm of love and sex. Whether you're updating your sex toy stash, getting over a friendship break-up or need answers to your burning relationship questions - she's got you covered. You can also follow her on Twitter.
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