It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and perhaps the kinkiest, too. While sex might not be on the agenda for some over Christmas — blame the brussel sprouts! — that isn’t the case for everyone, as I learnt when I set out to find the hottest festive sex stories for this round-up.
Between office Christmas parties, pub catch-ups with your hometown friends, and, of course, the seemingly-endless days of Twixmas, there’s actually loads of opportunities for festive sex when you think about it. In fact, a survey by Ann Summers found that 39% of people have had sex at their work Christmas party, with a brave 15% having sex on their very own desk. As for couples, six in ten said Christmas Eve is the most popular time for holiday hanky panky, per a Lovehoney survey. Admittedly, though, 41% said overindulging would kill their passion, which is understandable, given how delish a Christmas roast dinner is.
With the Christmas season fast approaching, we’ve dug up the hottest holiday sex stories for you to enjoy. So, whether you’re a Christmas sexpert or you simply want some festive flirtspiration, grab your favourite sex toy and a handful of Quality Street (my vote is for the green triangle) and get in the merry mood...
13 women on their hottest festive sex stories
‘We had sex under his eight-foot Christmas tree’
“I’d worked with Eddie* for years and we’d always had a flirty friendship, but he was very much engaged. However, when he split with his fiancée a few weeks before Christmas, I knew it was only a matter of time before we’d hook up. Sure enough, in the middle of December, he messaged asking if I wanted to hang out one night — and when I headed to his house, everything was so much better than expected. Turns out, as well as having good banter, he was also low-key a secret millionaire; we hooked up in his hot tub with champagne initially, before he picked me up and carried me into his living room, where he laid me down so that we could have sex underneath his eight-foot Christmas tree, surrounded by twinkling lights.” — Jasmine*, 32
‘I made my boyfriend cum four times’
“One Christmas, I made my boyfriend cum four times in one night from blow jobs only.” — via Reddit
‘I had three amazing orgasms’
“Sexted, watched porn with my boyfriend, and had three amazing orgasms, it was a great Christmas Day!” — via Reddit
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‘He fucked me in the kitchen while we cooked’
“At some point during the Christmas dinner cooking process, whilst everyone is gathered in the living room being all festive, my husband will sneak away and fuck me in the kitchen. It’s become a bit of a tradition.” — via Reddit
‘We had sex in the park on Christmas morning’
“Christmas Eve in my hometown only ever means one thing: piling into the local pub to catch up with old faces. One year, I bumped into my high school boyfriend, whom I hadn’t seen in forever — instantly, he started complimenting me, saying how amazing I looked and how he’d seen online that I’d moved to London and was doing well in my career. Something about the nostalgia of seeing him, the smell of his aftershave (which he apparently hadn’t changed since we dated 10 years ago), and it being Christmas just hit me, and I let him walk me home. On the way, we stopped in the park we used to make out in as teenagers and found old habits die hard. We ended up having sex in the early hours of Christmas Day morning, hoping nobody else drunkenly walking home would see us.” — Symone*, 34
‘We had anal under the Christmas tree’
“I always wear Santa-themed lingerie and give the gift of anal under the Christmas tree.” — via Reddit
‘I gave my partner a lap dance in Santa lingerie’
“Last Christmas, I gave my partner a terrible lap dance wearing Santa lingerie. It ended with us laughing on the floor. It was pretty wholesome.” — via Reddit
‘We made love in front of the fireplace’
“Making love in front of a roaring fireplace on the rug, next to the Christmas tree.” — via Reddit
‘We had sex in the Christmas store stockroom’
“I was working in an all-year-round Christmas store, and most of our customers were tourists. But then, one morning, this really cute Australian came in and I immediately felt a sexual chemistry between us. He kept coming back into the shop, and I was desperate for him to ask me out. Fast forward a few weeks, and I was working a quiet shift alone. He happened to come in that day, just smiled and said, ‘I can’t stop thinking about you’. I grabbed the keys to the shop door and locked it, leading him downstairs to the stockroom. We began to kiss in the darkness [and then had sex]. Afterwards, I tugged down my skirt, let him out, and prayed there wasn’t any CCTV in the basement. Christmas really did come early that year.” — Clara, 28
‘I gave him a sensual back rub that ended with a blow job’
“We had dinner at a steakhouse, then back to my place for movies, but we didn’t even make it to turning on the TV. I couldn’t get him out of his clothes fast enough. I gave him a long sensual back rub that ended in a blow job, then we fucked for about three hours in at least half a dozen different positions before falling asleep still wrapped up in each other. Around 5am, we woke up and I gave him another blow job, and we had one last session of very passionate sex before he had to leave for his family’s Christmas Day gathering. It was only our second date.” — via Reddit
‘He finger-blasted me to outer space’
“My husband and I rented a cabin over Christmas, and there was a hammock. He tied me to the hammock and then finger-blasted me to outer space. Then, I blew him until he came all over my face. God, I love that man.” — via Reddit
‘He tied me up and spanked me’
“We were both seeing family on Christmas Eve, so we planned on making Christmas Eve Eve special. I dressed up in a cute skirt, a white lace body suit, and socks. My Dom tied me up, spanked me, then teased me for over an hour using various toys before finally letting me cum whilst stuffed with two toys and a bullet vibe. We took a break for snacks and aftercare, then he proceeded to fuck me very hard in front of a mirror.” — via Reddit
‘My partner ate more than just a veggieloaf’
“I cooked Christmas dinner wearing just an apron, nothing else. I had to pause cooking because my partner suddenly abducted me to the bed and ate something other than veggieloaf.” — via Reddit
*Names have been changed
