It's the story that just won't flush (sorrynotsorry) away as much as the woman involved might want it to.
This week on This Morning, Liam Smyth recreated that infamous 'Tinder poo date' that ended with his date getting stuck in a toilet window trying to retrieve a number two.
With the help of a visual aid, Liam went through all the details of the date that he had outlined before on his GoFundMe page, with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on hand for helpful pointers.
"I certainly owe her a drink after all of this, although I would tell her to go to the upstairs bathroom," Liam joked.
Paddy McGuinness also appeared during the segment to interrogate Liam on whether the story was actually true, while Phillip complemented Liam by saying: "It's extraordinary to do a poo in someone else's house. You must have really relaxed her."
If you really want to know, the pair DID go on a second date, as revealed by a person claiming to be Liam's date on Reddit and, really, if you weren't the person, it's not something you'd claim to be…
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"I am indeed the shamed Shirehampton shit slinger. My friends have been comparing me to Miranda Hart. It's not something I'm proud of, but people are laughing, and if I'm making people happy then I'm not going to complain," she stated.
"I swear I was literally on my knees cringing and apologising, he was so good about it though, just laughed with me rather than at me. It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to say."
At least the whole mess has raised almost £3,000 for charity.
Movies Editor, Digital Spy Ian has more than 10 years of movies journalism experience as a writer and editor. Starting out as an intern at trade bible Screen International, he was promoted to report and analyse UK box-office results, as well as carving his own niche with horror movies, attending genre festivals around the world. After moving to Digital Spy, initially as a TV writer, he was nominated for New Digital Talent of the Year at the PPA Digital Awards. He became Movies Editor in 2019, in which role he has interviewed 100s of stars, including Chris Hemsworth, Florence Pugh, Keanu Reeves, Idris Elba and Olivia Colman, become a human encyclopedia for Marvel and appeared as an expert guest on BBC News and on-stage at MCM Comic-Con. Where he can, he continues to push his horror agenda – whether his editor likes it or not.
