By now, you must have heard about the Tinder date that ended with a woman getting stuck in a toilet window trying to retrieve a poo.
Liam Smyth shared the story in all its glory as he set up a GoFundMe page to raise money to replace his window, which has so far raised a whopping £2,680, with the majority of it going to charity once his window is fixed.
And now someone claiming to be Liam's date has given her side of the story on Reddit and, really, if it wasn't you, would it be something you'd confess to?
"I am indeed the shamed Shirehampton shit slinger. My friends have been comparing me to Miranda Hart. It's not something I'm proud of, but people are laughing, and if I'm making people happy then I'm not going to complain," she stated.
As people rushed to ask her questions such as why did she throw the poo ("it was a panic response"), she explained why she didn't just lob the poo and leave.
"Within seconds I knew I'd made a terrible mistake. I would have left, but I just couldn't do that to him. I make bad choices sometimes(!) but I liked to think I'm not a bad person, and to me that would have been bad," she outlined.
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"I told him almost straightaway, I couldn't lie about something like that. I feel like if I had and he'd found me out after though, I'd probably be in a worse position now.
"I swear I was literally on my knees cringing and apologising, he was so good about it though, just laughed with me rather than at me. It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to say."
No shit!
From Digital Spy.
Movies Editor, Digital Spy Ian has more than 10 years of movies journalism experience as a writer and editor. Starting out as an intern at trade bible Screen International, he was promoted to report and analyse UK box-office results, as well as carving his own niche with horror movies, attending genre festivals around the world. After moving to Digital Spy, initially as a TV writer, he was nominated for New Digital Talent of the Year at the PPA Digital Awards. He became Movies Editor in 2019, in which role he has interviewed 100s of stars, including Chris Hemsworth, Florence Pugh, Keanu Reeves, Idris Elba and Olivia Colman, become a human encyclopedia for Marvel and appeared as an expert guest on BBC News and on-stage at MCM Comic-Con. Where he can, he continues to push his horror agenda – whether his editor likes it or not.
