The 24 best silent and quiet vibrators that are still super powerful, according to sex writers

LELO, LELO, we love you so. Not just because its products are often covered in the softest, most luxurious silicone around, but also because it considers all the details, down to the fact that this G-spot vibrator has a defined tip, making it ideal for both G-spot and clit stimulation.

But that’s not all — GIGI 3 can be controlled via the LELO app, which unlocks a ‘Finish Me Off’ and ‘Out Of Control’ mode on top of its eight pre-set vibration patterns.

And (duh — it’s on this list) it’s extremely quiet, especially when used internally — although we’d hazard to say this isn’t silent.

What sound does a rabbit make? Well, this one doesn’t make any at all. The LELO SORAYA offers both clitoral and g-spot stimulation thanks to the dual-pronged design that brings you to your most intense climax yet.

The longer shaft is used for internal (g-spot) play, while the smaller shaft, known as the ‘rabbit ears’ rumbles against your clit simultaneously. That’s right, double stimulation means bigger and better Os – and who doesn’t want that?

Even better, no matter what setting you use, it’s incredibly quiet. And the very best part? The LELO SORAYA is an incredibly pretty piece of tech, but it’s also practical — the loop on the end of the shaft allow for better grip which you, or a partner, can loop a finger through.

It’s quiet, it’s rumbly, it’s easy to hold... It’s the Pro 2 and it’s one of our writer’s favourite vibes.

Using patented air pressure instead of vibration, this sex toy is a classic clit sucker-style with a lay-on mouth and 11 different pressure waves to choose from.

Available in three different colours, it’s stylish, totally waterproof (FYI it feels even better underwater), and USB rechargeable.

Oh, and it can be controlled by the Satisfyer Connect app, making it ideal for long distance lovers.

Not sure what vibrator style you like? This affordable Silencer Classic Vibrator is a great place to start.

Not only is it quiet, it’s ridged to give extra stimulation. This toy is designed to stimulate the G-spot, but you can use it on your entire vulva area, your nipples, and even your thighs — whatever gets you going.

On the downside, it only has three speeds and four settings — so not a huge variety to choose from. It’s also battery-powered, which does put it at risk of it dying mid-sesh.

If oral sex is your fave, there are plenty of vibrators that aim to recreate that feeling — but if you need one that won’t wake up your roommate, the LELO ORA 3 is a great shout (or rather, whisper).

The LELO ORA 3 provides direct clitoral stimulation via the firm and precise nub (their word, not ours), which uses a rotating motion to recreate the feeling of a tongue.

Like a lot of LELO toys, it’s whisper-quiet. The toy is also small, fitting snuggly into your hand, and, like the SORAYA 2, also allows you to loop your fingers through it for a better grip.

The ORA 3 has three settings, which can feel a little awkward to change while using it (there are some very in-depth instructions in the box) and should be used with plenty of lube. Luckily, it’s also waterproof.

There is truly nothing more frustrating than investing in a toy you can’t wait to crack into, only to realise you won’t be able to use it because it’s too damn loud.

Luckily, female pleasure-focused brand Bellesa has combined the need for luxury sex tech with consideration for your eardrums in its new Whisper range, which uses sub-audible vibrations to help you get off.

This tiny silicone bullet is the most discreet option in its range, but the brand has also created a pink WhisperRabbit and vibrating G-spot wand for any and all of your quiet masturbation needs.

This hands-free (!) G-spot egg vibrator is as great IRL as it sounds — or doesn’t, because this one has a sound level of 36dB (which is quieter than a library, FYI).

The wider egg-shaped end tucks into the vagina, while the other LED-lit end bends to hold the vibe in place — so you can enjoy the vibrations without having to raise a finger.

For an even more hands-free experience, the vibe comes with a remote control app, which lets you or a willing partner customise your own vibration pattern and light setting.

Lush 4 can even be bundled with one of the brand’s other toys — a male masturbator, prostate massager, or clitoral panty vibrator — so you can sync your play time with a long-distance partner (or enjoy double the fun yourself).

A silky-soft lipstick vibrator that’s capable of delivering the most delicate of feel-good flutters, this vibe was created in collaboration with people who know what it’s like to feel a *little* uncomfortable when it comes to sex.

Created with Mumsnet, the Whisperer is a super quiet vibe and it’s also one of the softest — made to be quiet, gentle, and still deliver those feel-good sensations.

We can confirm it is almost silent, but still delivers a great set of speeds and functions to get the job done. It’s a (whispered) yes from us.

Femme fatales out there — this vibrator disguised as a lipstick is for you. Although teeny in size, this vibe delivers in power, thanks to its 30 suction modes delivered via a precise tip.

Aside from being totally discreet in appearance — I mean, who’s ever going to suspect it’s a vibe in your bag and not your favourite lip stain? — the Kiss uses magnetic technology (we don’t know how that works but we’ll take the sex tech geniuses’ word for it), making it almost completely silent.

Just remember to use as much water-based lube as you can to mimic the slipperiness of a perfect kiss (down there…).

Some of the sex toys on our list are genuinely completely silent — but that often comes with a high price point attached to it.

If you’re not willing to sacrifice a chunk of your salary to get off in peace, one way to have a silent solo sesh is to go manual (i.e. use your fingers au naturel, or with a non-vibrating sex toy).

These stretchy jellies are intended to cover your fingers for cool, textured stimulation against your clit (or other erogenous zones), but they can also be used as a penis sleeve if turned inside out.

Tenga’s sister brand, iroha, also has its own take on these jellies, which are firmer and come with their own finger handles, if the UNIs are not calling out to you.

Beds are surprisingly fickle — so many of them seem to squeak and creek with your humping, which isn’t too shocking in the heat of the moment, but in hindsight can make even the bravest fuckers cringe if they think someone has overheard them.

To avoid having to put unnecessary pressure on your bed, this toy mount not only provides a comfy seat for you to straddle during solo sessions or mutual masturbation, but holds your dildos for you while you thrust, rotate, and clench.

Plus, the plush velvet cover might help to absorb the sound of any mechanics, should you choose to mount a wand vibrator or vibrating dildo.

Despite the age-old adage to not judge a book by its cover, it’s easy to look at sex toys and assume the smaller ones are likely less powerful, and therefore less noisy. And while that might sometimes be true, this magic wand doesn’t sacrifice one for the other.

A mere six inches in length, this mini bedmate is equipped with five vibration intensities and six patterns, all of which are whisper-quiet, while the neck bends to meet the most precise of sweet spots.

It even has a travel lock feature, so you can chuck it in your bag stress-free — and without taking up tons of space.

Voted the best sex toy many times, Lovehoney’s Desire clit vibrator is whisper-quiet and a great toy to have in your bedside drawer.

Its shape adds another element of subtlety — it could easily be mistaken for a skincare tool, saving you some embarrassment if you accidentally leave it in your mum’s bathroom after cleaning...

It fits perfectly in the palm of one hand — leaving your other hand free to do whatever it needs to. And while it *is* a clitoral stimulator, it doesn’t make direct contact with your clit — perfect for those of us with high-sensitivity, but might not work for those of use who need direct-clit contact to get off.

The Desire Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has eight vibration setting and 12 levels of intensity. The first few setting are very quiet, but the higher settings do make a bit more noise.

Hello retro! This Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting plays on the design on the classic rabbit vibe, but with a twist: it thrusts.

Despite looking like the intimidating and noisy vibe your big sister brought at an Ann Summers’ party, the Lovehoney Thrusting Rabbit is surprisingly quiet. Unlike other rabbits, the internal part of this toy doesn’t vibrate.

This bunny has 15 settings, 12 different ear vibrations, and three thrusting. The ears are nice and firm, providing a good amount of pressure on your clit.

This Lovehoney bullet is powerful and a really great affordable sex toy option. It’s very straightforward to use, and at its low price point, is a great choice for beginners.

The tapered tip makes it great for clitoral stimulation but can also be used all over the vulva to ramp-up arousal. But, given its short length, we wouldn’t recommend it for internal stimulation.

It has 10 functions to choose from and explore, while still being extra quiet. The best of both worlds!

The Desire Love Egg has been designed to be as quiet as possible so you can use it at home without being overheard or wear it discreetly when out in public.

After covering it in water-based lube, you insert the egg and then you (or a partner) can control its many vibration settings and patterns via the remote.

It has an eight-metre range from the controls, as well as eight vibration modes and 12 speeds for you to explore.

This one is interesting! An amazing beginner’s bullet, made from seriously soft silicone which works for external clitoral stimulation.

The twist: it’s suitable for internal insertion and is curved to give your G-spot some stimulation. As it’s a trusty, discreet bullet, it is way quieter than bigger toys on the market.

The toy has five speeds and seven patterns and is also made from all-vegan materials.

If thrusting rabbits aren’t really your thing and you’d rather a simple, good quality rabbit, this one from Desire is a great choice.

It’s made from body-safe silicone which feels wonderfully soft against the skin. The rabbit ears vibrate against your clit and can be controlled independently of the vibrating shaft — which can stimulate you internally at the same time (or not, it’s up to you).

It’s also fully waterproof and has eight settings for its 12 different vibration speeds, so lots of choice.