1. You always start off with the best intentions
2. But ultimately, you will probably spend an unhealthy amount of time indoors
3. And you will start self-diagnosing yourself with terrible illnesses because you are SO tired
4. New Year's resolutions are a dangerous business
5. So, if you vow to try new things in 2015, be VERY careful
6. And think twice before learning a new language
7. And that resolution to get yourself a boyfriend? It's harder than you think...
8. So, there will be low points
9. If spring cleaning gets too much, just find your nearest cupboard
10. Your diet will probably last for just over a week
11. At which point you WILL find an excuse to eat all nearby food
12. You'll develop a rigorous new exercise regime
13. But we all know how THAT ends…
14. But that's okay, because sometimes you just need to love what you've got
15. And if all else fails, you've still got all that leftover NYE wine to enjoy
