Snow White
Tarzan
King of the jungle, king of the world, etc. etc.
Hans & Elsa
No awk jokes about how Elsa got mad and made the iceberg happen, please.
Pocahontas & John Smith
At least John Smith made it to the New World in the Disney movie (although of course, technically, Jack Dawson was American, so he'd been there too).
Tiana & Naveen
Steerage passengers had to deal with "hardly any rats," Jack explained over dinner. And just the one frog also!
Jasmine & Aladdin
I mean, when the flying carpet isn't at hand, sure.
Beauty & Beast
Belle is one of Jack's French girls, literally.
Mulan & Li Shang
Sleeping Beauty & Prince Philip
You're allowed a quick nap after that hot, sweaty car sex, Aurora, but no sleeping for decades, pls.
Rapunzel & Flynn Rider
Ariel & Eric
If Ariel hadn't been so set on having legs, things would have ended much better.
Cinderella & Prince Charming
But still, they "lived" happily ever after in the end ... sort of. *Cries all the tears.*
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