The leather trousers, the horrendous phone manner, the fact she knows her way around an autopsy table so much better than a makeup bag… Ever since the one woman murder-unit that is Saga Noren hit our screens last year in The Bridge, we've been more than a little bit in love with the Swedish detective. She's scary-smart, quite possibly borderline Aspergers (though it's never spelt out) and drives a rather excellent vintage Porsche. In real life, Sofia Helin – who plays Saga (and then some) – has two kids (son Ossian, 10, and daughter Nike, 4) and is married to an actor-turned-priest. Forget Sarah Lund, here's why Saga is the true queen of Nordic noir…

1. We want to be able to say this when we pick up the phone

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2. She doesn't care if people think she's a little different

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3. No one else would have the guts to do this in the middle of the office

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4. Social graces are not her friend

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5. Saga knows a fake girl hug when she sees one

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6. She has no idea she's hilarious

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7. She genuinely has sex on her own terms

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8. She has no filter

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9. And never plays games with men

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10. She even looks badass in beige

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SIGH.

If you're missing out on the Saga action, catch up on BBC4, Saturday nights at 9pm.

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