Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth threw the St. Patrick's Day party of a lifetime and our quarter-Irish hearts are very sad an invite never arrived in the mail! Let's dive into their insane(ly green) festivities.

Well, first, there was a rainbow made of flowers, and if there's ever been a more Miley thing in the world, we haven't heard of it. Of course, she was in a bright green onesie, with lots of other green shit around here. So many shamrocks, so many clovers.

And Miley can't stop, won't stop there — check out all this St. Paddy's Day madness:

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had the most insane St Patrick's Day party everpinterest
Instagram Stories/Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had the most insane St Patrick's Day party everpinterest
Instagram Stories/Miley Cyrus

Not to be outdone by his significant other, Liam came correct with the Jolly Green Giant-edness of it all. Over a photo of him dressed like an oversized Leprechaun, he wrote, "Happy St. Patrick’s day Ireland! Thanks for letting all of us celebrate it with u!! My grandma was Irish and I couldn’t be prouder. Light it up!?

Happy belated St. Patrick's Day to all the Irish and also to these two wonderful green fools!