1. Nice plum shirt and tie combo at the wedding...
Admittedly, this may or may not have been Mark's choice. But whatever... he's still a dweeb.
Dweeb rating: 5/10
2. He's a terrible liar
He makes no attempt to conceal the fact that he organised the secret trombones.
Dweeb rating: 5/10
3. And he's really, really, REALLY proud of himself about the whole trumpet thing
Okay. You made a few calls, and got a couple of bugle players to come to a wedding. Here's an OBE...
Dweeb rating: 6/10
4. He seems genuinely disgusted that anyone might, for one second, think he's gay
"What? No, no, no, no. No is the answer. Absolutely not."
Dweeb rating: 10/10
5. He doesn't appreciate the musical genius that is The Osmonds' 'Puppy Love'
Idiot.
Dweeb rating: 7/10
6. He thinks naked men wearing santa hats are “actually not funny. They’re art.”
Duh. People wearing hats and nothing else is always hilarious.
Dweeb rating: 8/10
7. Who says no to banoffee pie?
Use your brain, dweeb.
Dweeb rating: 9/10
(Bonus point: Juliet’s an idiot for saying she has terrible taste in pie. Banoffee’s the bombdiggity.)
8. He was a hipster before being a hipster was even a thing
Seriously - who lives like this? He may as well be eating a full English breakfast out of a Brogue.
Dweeb rating: 7/10
9. He’s in love with the single most annoying human in the world: Juliet
No offence, Juliet...
Dweeb rating: 10/10
10. He makes one of the most inappropriate wedding videos of all time. And for his best friend's wedding too!?
Seriously... what was he going to do with that?
Dweeb rating: 10/10
11. He runs away from his problems instead of confronting them
"Sooooooooo, I'll just see myself out, shall I?
Dweeb rating: 6/10
12. He scares an old man aka he doesn’t respect his elders
Poor love.
Dweeb rating: 8/10
13. There are a lot of terrible turtlenecks in Love Actually, but his zip-up, patchwork version really is the worst
Not cool, buddy. Not cool.
Dweeb rating: 5/10
14. Even Mia’s ashamed of him, and she’s no good
“He’s not my boyfriend.”
15. All of this
Dweeb rating: 1000/10
16. He uses double thumbs ups
"Ooooooo, Christmas dweeb friends."
Dweeb rating: 9/10
17. He talks to himself
"Enough. Enough now."
Dweeb rating: 5/10
18. Pretty sure my great-aunt's got that floral blouse...
And trust me, she ain't no fashionista (Soz, Linda).
19. He’s a creep. Fin
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