One of life’s greatest sadnesses is the fact that no matter how hard you try, you can’t hold a conversation with your dog. That doesn’t stop us from imagining how said convo might play out, though. So in light of that, here are 7 messages you’d 100% get from your furry friend.

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Serious question: how many walks would your dog have to have to actually be content? While you're up for chilling with your new favourite boxset, chances are your hound already has that third walk on the brain.

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Along with the iconic scene in Titanic where Jack is left to sink to his watery demise, one of the most heart wrenching things to witness is your pal watching you chow down with hopeful eyes. You know that human food is a no-go for them, but it doesn't make that look any less guilt inducing.

Make sure your dog has their own tasty meal to dig into with Pedigree wet and dry food. All Pedigree main meal foods are balanced for the life stage of your dog and enriched with added nutrients to nourish their skin and coat.

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There are fewer better feelings than the warm reception from your dog after a day, or 10 minutes TBH, out of the house.

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Instead of encouraging your dog to 'fetch', aka chew the post, treat them to a soft toy to have a gnaw on instead.

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We all know that howl. Even after their bedtime wee every now and again there's every chance your dog will decide they want a stroll around the garden at some ungodly hour.

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Dog vs. Squirrel. It's a tale as old as time.

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We challenge you to try and find someone that will love you as unconditionally as your dog (parents don't count).

While you can't text your dog, you can make sure you keep them healthy and happy and choose Pedigree wet and dry food.