Another day, another celebrity makeup collection, another video of said celebrity gyrating under a layer of whipped cream to promote her new launch. Oh, wait, no—that’s just Bella Thorne bein’ Bella Thorne!
In case you’ve been sleeping or not avidly checking Bella Thorne’s Insta, the actress took to Instagram last night to promote her new makeup line called Thorne By Bella. But rather than do the classic, snoozey-ol’ thing of showing swatches and product packaging, Bella decided to strip down to nude undies and turn herself into a human sundae, captioning the work of art as “SEXUAL CHOCOLATE.” And, like, yeah—that’s pretty apt.
In the clip, which has now been viewed 1.5 million times, Thorne sits in a pile of candy, straddles a chocolate fountain, and sprays her body with some whipped cream—all set to a song called “I’m a Hoe 2,” which Thorne sings (raps?) herself. In the caption for the clip, she writes, “Another video I directed and did creative on.”
Thorne’s collection officially launched just a few days ago on 25th November, and so far includes just eye and lip products—specifically, three shimmery mousse eyeshadows in cobalt, olive, and gold for $18 (£14.11) each, and three metallic lip stains in chocolate, light pink, and burgundy for $20 (£15.68) each. (Please note that the name the crimson lip stain is Fuck Me Firetruck, which, realistically, would be quite painful.)
The formulas themselves are all made in the USA, cruelty-free, and “full of fun,” according to Thorne’s website. And, honestly, mad ups to her—the woman just directed a video, sang (rapped?) a song in it, and created her own makeup line, all while lovin’ on her body. BRB as I go achieve almost none of that.
Chloe Metzger is the deputy beauty director at Cosmopolitan, overseeing the editorial content and growth strategy of the hair, makeup, and skin space on digital, while also obsessively writing about the best hair products for every hair type (curly girl here; whattup), and the skincare routines that really, truly work (follow her on Instagram to see behind-the-scenes pics of that magazine life). She brings nearly a decade of writing and editing expertise, and her work has appeared in Allure, Health, Fitness, Marie Claire, StyleCaster, and Parents. She also has an unhealthy adoration for Tom Hanks and would like to please meet him one day, if you could arrange that. Thanks.
