You know how we recommend stuff you’ll reeeeeally love on the regular? Knowing all the cool sh*t you actually want to buy is basically our sixth sense. (And, um, our job.) So we figured…why not just make it for you? Yep, we designed merch. The good kind. The kind that speaks to everything you love about the Cosmo brand—bold, smart, winky—but is really all about you. (Cheesy giant logos need not apply.) Our launch collection is available today in THE COSMOPOLITAN SHOP.
And FYI, this collection is all about making your life more fun right now. That means:
- Cozy tees and sweatshirts that are perfect for making Zoom happy hours feel less lame
- Tote bags so cute you’ll actually want to go to the supermarket
- Something to keep you organized *wiggles eyebrows* in the bedroom
- Puzzles! (Mm-hmm, we’re still doing puzzles)
- Even a well-deserved token of appreciation for your fave coworkers 🐶🐱
Going Out Top in Black
Going Out Top in Red
Less Dumpster, More Fire Long-Sleeve Shirt in Red
Less Dumpster, More Fire Long-Sleeve Shirt in Black
The G-Spot Doesn’t Exist T-Shirt
Sex Things Pouch
Bad Plant Mom Black Tote
Bad Plant Mom Red Tote
Employee of the Month Pet Bandana
Shoes, Shoes, Shoes Puzzle
That other thing you love about Cosmo? How we’re as obsessed with horoscopes as you are—admit it. Which is why we’re also launching an entire astro collection. Filled with items that celebrate (i.e., lovingly drag) each zodiac sign, warn everyone it’s Mercury Retrograde szn, and protect you from that cosmic chaos. Well, it’ll protect your phone.
“Sorry I Can’t. Mercury Is Retrograde” Grey Sweatshirt
“Sorry I Can’t. Mercury Is Retrograde” Sweatshirt in Red
The Astro 2021 Calendar
“Sorry I Can’t. Mercury Is Retrograde” Grey Sweatshirt in Red
“Sorry I Can’t. Mercury Is Retrograde” Sweatshirt in Black
Mercury Retrograde Tarot Card Phone Case
“The Most Aries-y Aries” T-Shirt
“The Most Aries-y Aries” T-Shirt in Black
“The Most Aries-y Aries” T-Shirt in Red
What Your Sign *Really* Means: The Aries Tote Bag
“The Most Taurus-y Taurus” T-Shirt in Red
“The Most Taurus-y Taurus” T-Shirt
“The Most Taurus-y Taurus” T-Shirt in Black
What Your Sign *Really* Means: The Taurus Tote Bag
“The Most Gemini-y Gemini” T-Shirt
“The Most Gemini-y Gemini” T-Shirt in Red
“The Most Gemini-y Gemini” T-Shirt in Black
What Your Sign *Really* Means: The Gemini Tote Bag
“The Most Cancer-y Cancer” T-Shirt in Red
“The Most Cancer-y Cancer” T-Shirt in Black
What Your Sign *Really* Means: The Cancer Tote Bag
“The Most Leo-y Leo” T-Shirt
“The Most Leo-y Leo” T-Shirt in Red
“The Most Leo-y Leo” T-Shirt in Black
What Your Sign *Really* Means: The Leo Tote Bag
“The Most Virgo-y Virgo” T-Shirt
“The Most Virgo-y Virgo” T-Shirt in Red
“The Most Virgo-y Virgo” T-Shirt in Black
What Your Sign *Really* Means: The Virgo Tote Bag
“The Most Libra-y Libra” T-Shirt
And ICYMI: We’ve also got our exclusive Cosmopolitan x Tyler Spangler capsule collection for Cosmo’s first-time voter initiative available to make voting a little less, um, elmo-on-fire.gif, whether you’re heading to the polls or dropping your ballot in the mail.
"Voting Turns Me On" Tote in Red
"Voting Turns Me On" Tote in Pink
"Got That Post-Vote Glow" Sweatshirt
"Got That Post-Vote Glow" T-shirt in Aqua
"Got That Post-Vote Glow" T-shirt in Blue
"Even Better Than an 'I Voted' Sticker" Button Variety 4-Pack
"Vote 2020" Socks
"Go All the Way*" Long-Sleeve Shirt in Black
"Go All the Way*" Long-Sleeve Shirt in Pink
"Go All the Way*" Long-Sleeve Shirt in White
"You Never Forget Your First Time" Hoodie in Blue
"You Never Forget Your First Time" Hoodie in Purple
"You Never Forget Your First Time" Hoodie in Pink
This is just the start, bbs! Keep checking THE COSMOPOLITAN SHOP for the latest merch drops, and drop a comment below to tell us your faves and what you want to see next. Happy shopping!
Psst…if you’re a Cosmo Unlocked member, peep this weekend’s newsletter for a juicy just-for-you discount on all of the above. If you’re not, you should probs get on that.
