58 Stocking Stuffers for Men Who Are Weirdly Hard to Shop For

Boys love Tommy John undies. This luxe modal set is buttery soft, breathable, and the exact touch his top drawer deserves—especially if this boxer collection looks like it hasn't been upgraded since 2011. These don’t bunch, ride up, or stretch out, which he'll appreciate when he keeps them for another decade. For a pack of three, they're reasonably priced—not cheap but not over-the-top, either.

If you want a stocking stuffer that’s tiny but mighty, this rechargeable keychain flashlight is it. Don’t be fooled by its size—this thing is bright, durable, and perfect for everything from late-night dog walks to finding dropped keys in the abyss of the car. It detaches magnetically and charges fast (there's an integrated USB plug in the tail, so there's no need to fuss with cords or batteries to recharge), making it the kind of gadget he’ll use and won't just throw into his junk drawer. See? Great things do come in small packages.

If he insists on going out for a run even in freezing temps (brave), this fleece neck warmer from lululemon is a winter essential. It's made with lightweight, sweat-wicking fleece that has strategically placed perforations over the nose and mouth so he can breathe easily during his workout. The extra-long front tucks into his jacket to block cold drafts, and there's a cinchable drawcord in the back to adjust the fit.

This four-in-one charging cable is honestly genius for travel. It has USB-C, Micro USB, iOS, and Apple Watch charger ports all in one braided nylon cable, so he can charge his phone, AirPods, and watch at the same time without packing multiple cords. The cable is four feet long, comes with a velcro strap to keep it organized, and has a magnetic Apple Watch charger built in. It's compatible with iPhones, most Android phones, and Apple Watch Series 1-10. Plus, it's under $10!

If he's a wine drinker who hates when his glass gets warm halfway through (or if you're tired of him complaining about it), this stemless wine chiller is genius. You freeze the cradle for at least three hours, attach it to the stand, place your stemless glass on top, and pour—the chiller keeps the wine cold for up to 90 minutes indoors or 45 minutes outside in the shade. Honestly, it's one of those products that seems almost too simple to work, but it actually does.

Okay, hear me out—just drop a few of these baby erasers into his stocking and see if he says something. These tiny rubber erasers are shaped like little babies with their nursery accessories (bottles, bathtubs, rocking horses), and they're adorably odd as hell. The set comes with nine erasers that you can take apart and put back together like mini puzzles. (Don't think about that for too long.) They're perfect for anyone who works at a desk or just appreciates bizarre little gifts that make people do a double-take. Oh, and they actually work as erasers. So there's that.

This R2-D2 Tamagotchi is pure nostalgia meets Star Wars fandom. You take care of the little droid by keeping him charged, clean, and entertained with two mini-games (firefighting and Dejarik holochess). There are 19 skills for R2-D2 to learn and seven mini-games to unlock depending on his skill level. And according to the product description, if you neglect him for too long, "the Jawas might take him away!" which is a hilarious touch. It comes on a keychain so he can clip it to a bag or keys, and batteries are included. At $30, it's a fun gift for any Star Wars fan who remembers the original Tamagotchi craze or just wants a tiny digital droid to take care of.

This refurbished Game Boy Color is pure nostalgia in a translucent red shell. It's been completely restored by Retrospekt with a new classic housing and fresh buttons, so it looks and feels brand new. The console runs on two AA batteries (included), but it does require original Game Boy or Game Boy Color cartridges to play (sold separately). It's a genuine piece of vintage retro tech that's been brought back to life for a new generation—or for anyone who wants to relive their childhood. Just make sure to grab a few game cartridges to go with it, or he'll be staring at a very cool-looking paperweight.

This tiny glow-in-the-dark ghost keychain is adorably simple and surprisingly addictive to play with. It's a squishy little ghost that glows after being exposed to light, and it comes on a keychain so he can clip it to his keys, backpack, or wherever. It's available in multiple colors, including regular and glow-in-the-dark versions. Perfect for anyone who appreciates weird little trinkets or just needs something to attach to their keys that isn't boring.

Every golfer needs a good towel, and this one from Par Bleu Golf is stylish enough to earn a permanent spot on his bag. It’s ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and designed to keep his clubs and golf balls looking clean instead of…whatever they usually look like. Plus, it looks way more chic than your average course freebie towel, so he’ll feel just a little bit fancy out there. Choose from classic plaids, bright strips, even fun prints like fish and flowers.

Or better yet, get a towel for him. If he's always stealing your expensive exfoliant and girly body wash, put this in his stocking ASAP. This Japanese shower towel has gone viral for its buffing prowess that literally turns skin baby soft in just one use. Since it's long and flexible unlike regular loofahs, he can scrub all the hard to reach places like his back, thighs, and... wherever else. Hey, don't judge—just be happy to have your cleanser back.

Speaking of cleanser, if his shower routine currently involves a single mystery bottle that allegedly “does everything,” elevate his whole vibe with this Dr. Squatch soap trio. Each bar smells like a rugged man who chops wood and exclusively wears flannel—think bourbon barrels, mountain air, and fresh forest trails. They’re made without harsh chemicals, so his skin will actually thank you. Bonus: You get to enjoy the upgraded scent situation every time he walks by. AND you get to keep your skincare goodies to yourself.

Nothing says "I love you" like forcing someone to wear your face on their feet. Upload a photo of yourself, his dog, or—if you're feeling chaotic—his favorite pro athlete? It's unhinged, it's hilarious, and he'll absolutely wear them.

This tiny digital camera is perfect for anyone who wants a portable, no-frills way to capture memories. It shoots 1080P photos and comes with a 32GB SD card, so it's ready to use right out of the box. The camera has five built-in fun filters (vintage, black and white, and more), a flash, a self-timer, and focus settings. It comes with a lanyard and key card clip chain so he can wear it around his neck or attach it to a bag. The battery lasts for a decent amount of time, and it charges via USB Type-C.

For the athlete (or the guy who trains like one) (or the guy who's just always complaining about random muscle pain), this compact Theragun Mini is a recovery essential. It delivers percussive massage therapy to relieve muscle soreness and tension, and it's small enough to toss in a gym bag or carry-on. It comes with three different attachments—a dampener for sensitive areas, a standard ball for full-body massage, and a thumb attachment for targeting lower back muscles and trigger points. There are three speed settings you can control via LED indicators, plus it connects to the Therabody app via Bluetooth for guided routines. It's available in six colors and is currently on sale for $180 (regularly $200).

If he's constantly staring at screens all day, this heated eye massager is a total game-changer for tired eyes. It uses oscillating pressure and rhythmic percussion to massage around the eyes, plus it has built-in heating pads that warm to a comfortable 104-113 degrees Fahrenheit. The mask blocks out light completely, making it perfect for relaxation or better sleep. It folds into a compact design so he can take it on planes or to the office, and the adjustable headband fits all head sizes. It comes in multiple colors and is currently on sale for $53 (regularly $76). Once he tries this, he'll be using it every night.

This digital meat thermometer has over 50,000 reviews on Amazon, so it's clearly a fan favorite. It reads temperatures in just three to four seconds with a 4.3-inch stainless steel probe, and the display automatically rotates 180 degrees so left-handed people can read it easily. The screen is backlit for grilling at night, and it has motion sensing technology that turns it on when you pick it up and off when you set it down to save battery. It's waterproof, has a magnetic back so it sticks to your grill, and comes in two colors!

If your guy loves golf, this personalized ball stamper is genuinely such a thoughtful gift. You can customize it with his initials, name, or a monogram right on Amazon before adding it to your cart. It comes with five different ink colors (black, blue, red, green, and purple) so he can mark his balls with his own design. The stamp creates a waterproof imprint in seconds, and when the ink starts to fade, he can just refill it. At under $10, it's an affordable stocking stuffer that's actually useful.