Listen: Black Friday is not what it used to be, and I mean that in the absolute best way. Gone are the days of waking up at 5 A.M. still buzzed on Thanksgiving wine and fueled by pure chaos, ready to body-check a fellow shopper over the last Samsung TV at Target. Now? You can do all that shopping (minus the physical altercation) from the comforts of your bed! Save the aggression for someone who actually deserves it—like your siblings, your in-laws, or that rando invite who stole the last slice of pecan pie.
Speaking of things you can absolutely handle from your own bed... Lovehoney debuted its Black Friday sale an entire week early. Now through November 30, our go-to destination for vibrators, sex toys, and lingerie is serving up its biggest (*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*) markdowns of 2025. I'm talking 70% off, people!
Since your human resources department might not approve of you online shopping for discounted sex toys on the company wifi, I heroically have taken on that responsibility for you! Our HR? They encourage it. Now, let's get into it.
Lovehoney's BEST Black Friday vibrator deals!
Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Slimline Realistic Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator
The absolute best stocking stuffer you can gift this year? A vibrator—just maybe not to your... uh... family members, okay? Let's not make Christmas morning weird. Lovehoney's Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator is the gift that keeps on giving and this Wand Vibrator is a fan-favorite for a reason—the charge lasts forever, according to shoppers. Of course, you can't go wrong with a Rabbit. It's a cult classic! And if you need a little extra help making your selection, we have an entire list of editor-approved vibrators to guide you!
If you're shopping for you and a partner, this We-Vibe Sync 2 Couple's Vibrator will really heat things up. While you're at it, add this Strawberry Lube and Satin Blindfold for a full sensory experience, or these Nipple Suckers that are selling out fast. Might as well upgrade your lingerie wardrobe, too—perhaps this crotchless bra and panty set, which comes with restraints (spicy!) or the Bombshell Red Lace Babydoll Set that's just as comfy as it is sexy.
More hot (!!!) discounts
We-Vibe Touch X Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator
Lovehoney Indulge Clitoral Sucking Toy
Lovehoney We-Vibe Sync 2 Remote Control and App Rechargeable Couple's Vibrator
Toss these goodies in your online cart and start brainstorming a good excuse for why you're booked and busy... for the next two weeks.
