200 Dirty Pickup Lines to Turn Up the Heat on Your Flirting Game

Flirting is awkward. Even when you’re confident (which you are). Even when you’re hot (which you are). Even when you know, objectively, that you’re charming and interesting and fully capable of holding a conversation. The second someone you’re into enters the chat, though? Brain empty. Words gone. Suddenly, you’re considering fake-checking your phone just to avoid eye contact. Enter: dirty pickup lines.

Now, dirty pickup lines aren’t just about being XXX-rated; they’re simply a way to skip the small talk when the vibe is already vibing (or when you want it to start). A good one gets straight to the point in a way that’s playful, intentional, and yes, hot. It says, “I’m flirting with you on purpose,” without requiring a TED Talk about your feelings or a post-date debrief with your group chat.

Of course, timing is everything. The same dirty pickup line can feel bold and exciting in one moment and wildly unhinged in another. Context matters. Chemistry matters. And consent still very much matters, especially once things start drifting into sexting territory. When delivered abruptly by a stranger, an ultra raunchy pickup line can come across as intense or even off-putting. That’s why it’s so important to read the room and proceed with caution. A dirty pickup line to someone who knows your humor and with whom you already have an established sex life? Yes. But to someone you matched with on a dating app or met at a bar? You miiiight wanna opt for the more tame ones, ya feel?

That’s why we put together this master list of dirty pickup lines, organized by who you’re flirting with, how you’re delivering it, and just how spicy you want to get. Say them out loud, send them over text, tweak them to fit your personality, or use them as inspo. The goal isn’t perfection; it’s confidence, connection, and actually having fun with it (...and maybe someone to go home with after last call 😉).

1. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re looking like a snack.
2. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
3. Nice pants. Can I talk you out of them?
4. Dinner first, or should we go straight to dessert?
5. Do you know how to stop, drop, and roll? Because baby, you’re on fire.
6. Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
7. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine.
8. Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re burning hot.
10. Sorry—were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
11. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
12. Did you escape from jail? Because it’s definitely illegal to look this good.
13. You must be so tired from running through my mind all night.
14. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
15. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
16. You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.
17. Do you feel sick? Because I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
18. I volunteer as your victim tonight since you're clearly dressed to kill.
19. Toss me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
20. Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
21. You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
23. I love your shirt, can I try it on in the morning?
24. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
25. I was going to compliment your outfit, but honestly, I’m more interested in what’s underneath it.
26. You look like trouble. Lucky for you, I’m in the mood for trouble.
27. You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
28. Those jeans look really good on you, but you know what would look even better? Me.
29. Do I know you from somewhere? I don’t think I recognize you with all your clothes on.
30. Be honest: do you always make this good of a first impression, or am I special?
31. I feel like we skipped a step and went straight to flirting, and honestly? I’m not mad about it.
32. I don’t know what your deal is, but I’m suddenly very curious.
33. You have that look that says I won’t be sleeping alone tonight.

1. Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea.
2. I feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you’re so scorching.
3. You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?
4. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
5. Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.
6. Your lips look lonely. How about I introduce them to mine?
7. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
8. I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?
9. I was going to play hard to get, but then you showed up and ruined the plan.
10. Is there a reason you’re standing so close, or should I just thank you for it?
11. I don’t know what you’re doing later, but I’m suddenly very invested in finding out.
12. Can you tell me what time you’ll be back at my place?
13. Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m parched.
14. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’re looking pretty sweet.
15. Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
16. Wanna commit a sin for your next confession?
17. I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
18. Careful… if you keep looking at me like that, I might actually do something about it.
19. I feel like we’d be really good at distracting each other.
20. I called heaven asking for an angel, but I was hoping they’d send a devil like you instead.
21. I don’t usually make the first move… unless the view is this good.
22. Are you always this distracting, or am I just having a really good night?
23. I’m trying to decide if I should compliment you or just ask you out instead.
24. I’d give up my cereal to spoon you instead.
25. I don’t usually flirt this fast, but you’re kind of speeding things up.
26. Is this where I pretend I wasn’t hoping you’d come over and talk to me?
27. I keep trying to think of something clever to say, and then you smile and I forget it.
28. Tell me one thing about yourself I shouldn’t know yet.
29. I’m not trying to rush anything, but I wouldn’t mind seeing where this goes.
30. If flirting were a sport, I feel like we’d already be winning.
31. I’m trying to decide if I should sit closer or pretend I’m not thinking about it.
32. I was trying to people-watch, and then you became the main character.
33. You’re making it very hard to pretend I’m not flirting with you right now.

1. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.
2. Is your car battery dead? Because I’d really like to jump you.
3. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good "Karma" Sutra positions we can try.
4. What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
5. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
6. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
7. Would you kiss me in the rain? I want to get twice as wet.
8. Are you a Slytherin? Because I really want you to slither into my Chamber of Secrets.
9. There’s a big sale at my house right now—clothes are 100 percent off.
10. Are you Little Caesars? Because you’re hot and I’m ready.
11. I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
12. I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
13. It feels like one of those nights where neither of us will get any sleep.
14. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you help?
15. I actually have a condom that’s about to expire—want to help me put it to good use?
16. Can you poke my belly button…from the inside?
17. Pizza is my second-favorite thing to eat in bed.
18. You have no idea how hard it is to keep my hands to myself right now.
19. Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
20. Just checked my phone battery, and it’s at 69 percent.
21. If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
22. What are you doing tonight besides me?
23. I’m like a snowflake: beautiful, unique, and with one touch, you’ll feel how wet I am.
24. You’re making it very hard to keep this conversation innocent.
25. I’ll flip a coin…whichever side it lands on is what you’ll get tonight.
26. Did my invite to the party in your pants get lost in the mail?
27. Want to be my second opinion on my newest set of lingerie?
28. My nickname is dishes, because I want you to get me wet then do me.
29. I can't taste my cherry Chapstick. Can you come over and give it a try?
30. Are you a genie? 'Cause I'd like to rub your lamp tonight.
31. We were born without clothes! Come on over, and let’s go back to the old days.
32. I feel like one more text from you, and I’m changing my plans tonight.
33. This is starting to feel less like texting and more like foreplay.
34. I feel like this conversation could get interesting if we let it…

1. Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you the harder you get.
2. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
3. I’ve been super on top of things lately. Would you like to be one of them?
4. Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
5. I should probably stop flirting… unless you don’t want me to.
6. I’m trying to focus [at work/school/etc], but you’re making it extremely difficult.
7. You’re on my to-do list tonight.
8. I can’t fall asleep by myself…can you sleep with me?
9. If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
10. Quick question: how do you feel about late nights turning into early mornings?
11. I can’t decide if I want to flirt with you or just see you already.
12. Sorry to bother you but: Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
13. Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked.
14. I was going to behave tonight, but then you texted me.
15. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
16. I can’t tell if I’m bored or just wishing you were here.
17. I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
18. If you were here right now, I feel like we’d be having a much better night.
19. Tell me your plans later—I just want to know if I’m in them.
20. I’ve been trying to conserve more water…wanna come over and shower together?
21. You have a dangerous habit of popping into my head at very inconvenient times.
22. I was going to go to bed early, but then you crossed my mind.
23. If you were here right now, I doubt we’d be talking this much…
24. I don’t know what you’re doing, but I’m pretty sure I’d rather be doing it with you.
25. If I asked you to come over right now, would that be wildly irresponsible or perfectly reasonable?
26. I’m pretending to relax, but I’d much rather be doing that with you.
27. This is the part where I ask something risky, right?
28. I was aiming for casual, but you’re making it complicated.
29. I can tell you're into yoga. Want to show me how flexible you are?
30. Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
31. Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
32. Be honest — are you flirting with me, or should I step it up?

1. Were your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
2. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.
3. That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
4. I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?
5. I love your shirt, can I see what it's made from? Checks tag. That’s what I thought, 100 percent hookup buddy material.
6. Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
7. Is that some Halloween candy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
8. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can totally see your wood.
9. You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.
10. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I definitely should be.
11. You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
12. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
13. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
14. There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
15. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
16. I’m training to be an astronaut, and my first mission is to explore Uranus.
17. If you were a balloon, I’d totally blow you.
18. Are your legs tired? Because as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
19. I’d love to get on my knees and show you my best donut smile.
20. Are you a firefighter? Because you make me hot and leave me wet.
21. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
22. I’m not a weather man, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
23. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
24. I’m a tortilla, I want you to flip me over and eat me out.
25. Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job at attracting me.
26. I’m an archaeologist. Do you have a large bone you’d like me to examine?
27. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
28. If you look this good in clothes I can’t imagine how good you’ll look out of them.
29. Are you Dracula? You look a little thirsty for me.
30. Are you a sandwich? Because I want you for lunch.
31. Do you have sunscreen? Because you’re burning me up.
32. Pretend I’m a pirate and give me that booty.
33. Are your jeans from Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them?
34. I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply (or you can say “hope we don’t multiply,” depending on your vibe).

1. Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, you be the 9.
2. Your clothes look uncomfortable. Let me help you out of them.
3. You have a great smile, but it would look even better if that’s all you were wearing.
4. I’m so hungry for chicken, do you have any? No? What about cock?
5. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
6. Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
7. I love your outfit. I would love it even more crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
8. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m inside you / you’re inside me.
9. They say kissing is the language of love… wanna start a conversation?
10. I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on.
11. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tonight.
12. That body is yours for the rest of your life. Can I have it just for tonight?
13. Does my tongue taste funny to you?
14. I can see you in my future—on top of me.
15. Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
16. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
17. I need a good place to think. Can I sit on your lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up?
18. Do I have to sign for your package?
19. Remind me your name? Just want to make sure I’m screaming the right one tonight.
20. Do you want to see a movie, or do you want to make one?
21. Can you do telekinesis? Because you made a part of me move without even touching it.
22. Let only latex stand between us.
23. If I were you, I’d have sex with me.
24. Just letting you know: I’m a psychic and we’re definitely going to fuck.
25. I might not go down in history, but I’ll happily go down on you.
26. I know at least three ways to make six inches disappear.
27. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and fix that for me?
28. I’d love to kiss your luscious lips…and then the ones on your face.
29. I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
30. Your belt looks really tight. Can I loosen it for you?
31. Is your body a map? Because I love to travel.
32. You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
33. Let’s play carpenter so I can nail you.
34. I’m not really into watching sunsets, but I sure would love to watch you go down.