Instagram on Valentine’s Day is a gooey explosion of love, and most people either love it or hate it—there is no in between. Whether you think it’s totally adorable or actually kinda cringe, February 14 is, actually and undoubtedly, the perfect day to publicly shout your love from the rooftops. Even though, yes, couples can celebrate their love whenever and however they want, Valentine’s Day is the ideal excuse to love on your partner a little extra. Even couples who are a little more private take to Insta to declare their love! It’s cute, heartwarming, and sometimes, if you’re the one posting, it can be a little stressful, tbh! Choosing the perfect pic and an accompanying Valentine’s Day Instagram caption doesn’t come easily to everyone, which is why we here at Cosmowhere we know a thing or two about love, ICYMI—put together this master list of 135 cute quotes, puns, phrases, and more for your V-Day post. (Thank us later.)

And if you don’t think you can or should post a V-Day Insta because you’re single, think! again! Valentine’s Day is for celebrating love in all its forms, whether it’s the love you feel for your friends, your family, your pet, your city, or yourself (ahem, especially yourself!), don’t hold back from expressing it just because you might not have a romantic partner in your life right now. Repeat after us: Valentine’s Day is for everyone! And you’ll find a caption that celebrates every kind of love, here.

So without further ado, here are our favorite Valentine’s Day Instagram captions. Copy + paste your heart out!

Cute and Clever Valentine's Day Captions

  1. We put the hot in hot mess.
  2. Thank God I swiped right!
  3. “Netflix and chill,” they said…
  4. My favorite person to cause a little commotion with.
  5. Did you know kissing uses 34 muscles? Health is wealth, baby!
  6. We stressed over what to caption this together. That's real love.
  7. Make some noise for my other half, y’all.
  8. Looking for some hearts on this post. Please double-tap accordingly.
  9. The Sweaty Palms Committee. Membership count: 2
  10. Look at us, who woulda thought?
  11. My favorite blanket stealer. <3
  12. We're open to ad campaigns, [insert dating app you met on].
  13. They let me be a passenger princess so I'll keep them around.
  14. Wait, so do you like...like me, like me?
  15. Oh, I'd definitely bring you to Fantasy Suites.
  16. We'd like a word with whoever said one-night stands are terrible.
  17. Same time next year?
  18. I love you more than takeout, and that's saying something.

Valentine's Day Captions from Quotes and Poems

  1. "I did think, let's go about this slowly. This is important. This should take some really deep thought. We should take small thoughtful steps. But, bless us, we didn't." —Mary Oliver, "I Did Think, Let's Go About This Slowly"
  2. "i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart). i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)." —ee cummings, "i carry your heart with me"
  3. "I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way than this: Where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep." —Pablo Neruda, "XVII (I do not love you...)"
  4. "We are not lovers because of the love we make, but the love we have. We are not friends because of the laughs we spend, but the tears we save. I don't want to be near you for the thoughts we share, but the words we never have to speak. I will never miss you because of what we do, but what we are together." —Nikki Giovanni, "A Poem of Friendship"
  5. "Love arrives and in its train come ecstasies, old memories of pleasure, ancient histories of pain. Yet if we are bold, love strikes away the chains of fear from our souls." —Maya Angelou, "Touched by An Angel"
  6. "How can I keep my soul in me, so that it doesn't touch your soul?" —Rainer Maria Rilke, "Love Song"
  7. "i don't remember my past lives, but if i have lived previously, you were certainly there." —Yung Pueblo, "The Way Forward"
  8. "I know I should crumble for better reasons, but have you seen that boy; he brings the sun to its knees every night." —Rupi Kaur, "milk and honey"
  9. "I look at you and I would rather look at you than all the portraits in the world." — Frank O'Hara, "Having a Coke With You"
  10. "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, "How Do I Love Thee? (Sonnet 43)"
  11. "You are my courage, as I am your conscience. You are my heart, and I am your compassion. We are neither of us whole, alone." —Diana Gabaldon, Drums of Autumn (Outlander)

Valentine's Day Captions from TV Shows and Movies

  1. "You are the bane of my existence, and the object of all my desires." —Antony Bridgerton, Bridgerton
  2. "Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you. Feelings like dreaming of you when I'm asleep. And in fact preferring sleep because that is where I might find you." —Colin Bridgerton, Bridgerton
  3. "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed." —Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
  4. "I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day." —Noah, The Notebook
  5. "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." —Harry, When Harry Met Sally
  6. "With respect, adoration, admiration, kisses, gratitude, best wishes, and love from Z to A." —Zero, The Grand Budapest Hotel
  7. "She's your lobster. Come on, guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life." —Phoebe Buffay, Friends
  8. "Wanna know a secret? You're the sweetest guy I've ever known." —Jenna Rink, 13 Going on 30
  9. "I love you and I like you." —Ben and Leslie, Parks and Recreation
  10. "When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that." —Pam Beesly, The Office
  11. "I'm in love. I was hit by Cupid's sparrow." —Michael Scott, The Office

Valentine's Day Captions from Your Favorite Songs

  1. "You move, I move, it's something, you fit perfectly." —Gracie Abrams
  2. "All along there was some invisible string, tying you to me." —Taylor Swift
  3. “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.” —Taylor Swift
  4. "And at every table, I'll save you a seat." —Taylor Swift
  5. "I once believed love would be black and white, but it's golden." —Taylor Swift
  6. “I love you! Always forever!” —Donna Lewis
  7. “Heaven is a place on earth with you.” —Lana Del Rey
  8. “My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue / All’s well that ends well to end up with you.” —Taylor Swift
  9. “My lonely days are over.” —Etta James
  10. “All of me loves all of you.” —John Legend
  11. “Must be love on the brain!” —Rihanna
  12. “Lucky I’m in love with my best friend.” —Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat
  13. “Love you like a love song.” —Selena Gomez
  14. “I see it, I like, I want it, I got it.” —Ariana Grande
  15. "What makes the sunset? What makes the moonrise? Is it my love for you?" —Frank Sinatra
  16. “You're the one I love! You're the one I need! You're the only thing I see!” —Beyoncé
  17. “Love yours.” —J. Cole
  18. "In the end, love wins." —Carrie Underwood
  19. "One less lonely girl." —Justin Bieber

Valentine's Day Captions for Cute Selfies of You and Your Partner

  1. If this was Love Island, I’d couple up with them every week.
  2. Cheers to my partner in crime.
  3. Date night: 2024 edition.
  4. Our face cards refuse to decline.
  5. Don’t ask how long it took us to get a good shot.
  6. Say we’re cute or you’re blocked.
  7. Love your stupid face.
  8. Am I doing this Valentine’s Day thing right?
  9. Getting ready took FOREVER but we clean up nice, right?
  10. Here to report that the whole V-Day thing is still awkward [insert years together] later.
  11. Hired this cute stranger to take a pic with me.
  12. Me and my #1 stan. (The feeling’s mutual.)
  13. Here. Fine. Our mandatory Valentine’s Day couple pic.
  14. Pookie is looking absolutely fire today.
  15. The one day a year [he/she/they] lets me coordinate our outfits.
  16. Only got 👀 for you, boo.
  17. Plz accept this PDA.
  18. Taylor and Travis got nothing on us.
  19. IG official for the [insert number] year in a row.
  20. Hello, you.

      Somewhat-Sappy Valentine's Day Captions

      1. Where you lead, I will follow.
      2. I'll never let you go.
      3. This whole "life" thing? Yeah, it's way better with you.
      4. TBH, it’s embarrassing how in love we are.
      5. Dibs!
      6. I love our love and I don't care who knows it!
      7. Kinda crazy how perfectly my hand fits in yours.
      8. And just like that, I was living in a rom-com.
      9. You make every day an adventure.
      10. The best place to be: with you.
      11. Love you more! Promise!
      12. All those love songs started making sense after I met you.
      13. The kind of love they write books about.
      14. Caught cooties and I ain't even mad.
      15. Snuggle city, population: us.
      16. Love you to the moon and back, but you already knew that.
      17. It's official. I finally know what love is.
      18. Just wish I met you sooner.
      19. Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
      20. So this is love, doo-doo-doo-doo.
      21. Let's grow old together?
      22. You will forever be my always.

        Valentine's Day Captions If You're Single

        1. I love love!
        2. Spending the most romantic day of the year snuggled up to the best dude/gal. (*Insert pic of you and your pet.*)
        3. I may be single, but I ain’t cynical.
        4. Lonely Hearts Club? I LOVE that band!
        5. All I need is me, myself, and wine tonight.
        6. BRB, pretty busy tonight learning the Single Ladies choreo.
        7. Happy Valentine’s Day to my, myself, and I!
        8. Me? Obsessed with me?! Exactly.
        9. Oh, is today a holiday or something?
        10. Can't wait to take advantage of candy sales tomorrow.
        11. Just here for the candy.
        12. Accepting any and all chocolate donations, please inquire within.
        13. Professional third-wheeler, please inquire within.
        14. Nothing feels better than having the whole bed to yourself.
        15. DMs are open!
        16. It's fine, I'm holding out for Grant from The Bachelor.

        Valentine's Captions for Galentine's Day Pics

        1. All I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend(s).
        2. Girlhood!
        3. The best ships are friendships and all that good stuff!
        4. Girls' night in > date night out.
        5. We would never give each other tacky heart-shaped jewelry.
        6. Don't have to worry about them not texting back!
        7. Foreva eva.
        8. Party made it out of the group chat!
        9. No breakups in sight.
        10. Friends who slay together, stay together.
        11. Yeah, we've broken a few hearts.
        12. Only people I'd share my box of chocolates with.
        13. Who run the world?
        14. We don't care if no one likes us except for us.
        15. We're just waiting for that discount chocolate to drop.
        16. Chosen family goals.
        17. Feeling the love, don't text.
        18. On our worst behavior.