Fans of Cosmo know that we take our steamy stories exxxtremely seriously. Back in the day, we published Red Hot Reads in every issue of the mag—fictional tales of hookups so hot, there’s no way you weren’t hiding behind the pages so you could blush in peace at the doctor’s office.
Now, we have Confessay, a weekly(ish) essay series in which intrepid horny people from all over the world share the dirtiest details of their latest sex-ventures. These stories are all real and all, like, brow-wipingly hot.
Allow us to give you a lil overview. There’s the one about a writer hooking up with her ex’s best friend...mere hours after the breakup. Another essay goes inside an illicit-on-every-level workplace affair, where the writer finds out what, exactly, makes a man a Daddy. There are also plenty of threesomes, some foot stuff, and, of course, an all-night fuckfest for good measure.
So yeah, Confessays can get pretty raunchy. See also: the one where a certain brave soul admits to having sex with her boyfriend in restaurant restrooms…all the damn time. Oh, and can’t forget that time one writer jerked off her BFF’s husband to help him collect a sperm sample and found out she has a medical kink. (We seriously can’t make this stuff up.)
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P.S. Have a steamy story of your own that you think could make the rest of this list look downright innocent? Email Kayla.Kibbe@hearst.com with your pitch.
I Blew My Ex-Boss During His Zoom Meeting
He did his job; I did blow job.
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I Had Sex With My Celebrity Crush
I slid into his DMs. A week later, I slid into his bed.
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I Flew to Florence for Renaissance-Worthy Sex
With my very own tortured poet, no less.
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My Hetero Hunk of a French Lover Asked Me to F*ck Him Like a Woman
And like the switchy bisexual babe I am, I showed him exactly how it’s done.
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My Tinder Date Wore My Underwear During Sex
I Was a Spoiled Birthday Bottom at My Sapphic B-Day Gangbang
The Completely True Story of the Time I Fisted a 6'7" Dutchman
And for my next trick, watch my entire hand disappear up a very tall man’s ass!
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I Hate-F*cked My Bartender in Athens
It’s not illegal or anything.
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My Bumble Date Asked Me to Coach Him in Bed
And I’ve literally never had so many orgasms.
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My Boyfriend Introduced Me to the Erotic Power of Crayola Markers
My Friend Made Me Squirt
I Lived Out the Sex Scene I Was Writing
And unlocked my secret submissive side in the process.
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My Friend and I Celebrated Our College Graduation With a Threesome
BRB, kicking off adulthood with a (triple) bang.
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I Had Car Sex With My Hot Friend...The Day of His Dad’s Funeral
Grief is a complicated, occasionally horny thing, okay?
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I Joined the Mile High Club...All By Myself
The plane took off, then I got off.
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I Got Railed at the Times Square Margaritaville
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I Had Sex With a Wealthy Stranger in His Hamptons Mansion
And learned a thing or two about how the other half f*cks while I was at it.
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I Went Down on a Stranger in a French Alleyway
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I Turned a Random Guy Who Asked Me Out Into My Paying Foot Worshiper
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An Earth-Shattering Rim Job Helped Me Realize I’m Trans
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The Night I Became a “Daddy” Girl Forever Altered the Course of My Sex Life
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My Boyfriend and I Have Probably Banged in the Bathroom at Your Favorite Fancy Restaurant
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I Squirted for the First Time During a Hometown Hookup With My Childhood Crush
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Erotic Hypnosis Turned Me Into a Living Sex Doll
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My First Time With a Woman Was in a Threesome With My Boyfriend and a Sex Worker
And I literally wouldn’t have had it any other way.
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Hours After Breaking Up With My Ex, I Hooked Up With His Best Friend…Who Was Also Our Roommate
Did we have sex in the kitchen while my ex was sleeping mere feet away? Yes. Yes, we did.
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I DIYed a Sex Room Based on the Netflix Show and It Literally Changed My Relationship
One writer draws inspiration from Netflix's How to Build a Sex Room to create one of her own, and the results will have you sweating. 🥵
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Listening to a Stranger’s Voice Gave Me the Hardest Orgasm of My Life
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I Tried Cardi B’s New Vodka-Infused Whipped Cream, and Yes, It *Is* the Key to a Perfect Blow Job
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So, I Wore Vibrating Panties to Dinner With My In-Laws…
I Went on a Sex Cruise to F*ck Strangers in Front of My Husband
I know a stymied sex life is obviously not the worst side effect of a global pandemic, but to my pussy, a dry spell is a dry spell.
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A Professional Ass-Reader Predicted My Future After Examining My Butt
No, really, it’s called rumpology, and it’s described as “the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks.”
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I Let My Tinder Match Control My Vibrator—Before We Ever Met Up IRL
I wanted to see if he was worth my time, ya know?
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I Hooked Up With My Ex’s Best Friend While He Was Sleeping Upstairs
I Tried Those Mouth-Watering Pills From TikTok, and They Totally Enhanced My Blow Job Technique
Not only did they make my life a hell of a lot easier, but when I asked my hubs how it felt to be on the receiving end, he said that he, and I quote, “loved everything about it.”
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I F*cked My Study Abroad Fling in Front of a Mirror, and Now Sex Will Never Be the Same
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I Flirted With Guys on Tinder Using Only Daphne Bridgerton Quotes
While this experiment didn’t lead me to my Simon, it did make me feel better knowing that Daphne Bridgerton *also* would have sucked at Tinder.
My Boyfriend and I Role-Played as Killer Clowns, and It was the Best Sex of My Life
I looked over my shoulder and I didn’t see my boyfriend. I saw someone straight out of a horror movie—and I liked it.
Here’s the Story of How I Got a Vibrator Stuck Up My Butt and Literally Had to Run to the Hospital
As if that’s not embarrassing enough, I also orgasmed when the doctor pulled it out, so there’s that.
I Masturbated to a Video of Myself Masturbating
As I tapped the record button, I was mesmerized by my own sex appeal.
I Tried the Coital Alignment Technique From Netflix’s ‘Sex/Life’
With each thrust, it felt like we melted into each other.
Alright, I Found It: The Best Song to F*ck to Is “Holding Out for a Hero” From ‘Shrek’
Shrek is an ogre! I thought, trying to rationalize. An ogre from a swamp! I thought again. An ogre from a swamp that had Somehow? Left me? Insatiably wet?
My Husband F*cked Me With a Sex Toy That Turned His Balls Into a Second Penis
And yes, my vagina is still sore.
I Put My Boyfriend’s Semen on My Face and Had a Seriously Severe Allergic Reaction
Unless you’re hankering for a visit to urgent care, I would *not* try this at home.
I Recreated All the Hottest (Freakiest, Creepiest, Rubber-Suit-iest) Sex Scenes From ‘American Horror Story’
Yup, that includes Lady Gaga’s blood orgy.
I Copied All of Billie’s Steamiest NSFW Scenes in Netflix’s ‘Sex/Life’
Hellooooo, coital alignment technique.
I Put Netflix’s Sexiest Sex Scenes to the Test: Could They Make Me Orgasm?
I immediately started touching myself, and right away, I knew it wasn’t going to take long to get an orgasm in.
My Boyfriend and I Did a Virtual Tantric Sex Workshop in Front of a Complete Stranger
It was the best 90 minutes ever, to be honest.
This Sims Sex Modification Made Me Orgasm Harder Than Ever Before
Basically, it makes The Sims more porn-like—with a lot more nudity and sexual animation your Sim can engage in.
I Paid a Stranger $9 to Teach Me How to Orgasm
I could picture myself being f*cked on the hard wooden desk by my college professor, moaning with pleasure every time he went in and out of me.
I F*cked My Tinder Date’s Girlfriend, and I Don’t Regret a Thing
I had never been so turned on in my life.
I Cheated on My Husband by F*cking a Virtual Reality Porn Star, and I Want to Do It Again—IRL
When my parents bought me an Oculus Quest 2 for Christmas, they probably didn’t imagine that I, a married woman, would use it to f*ck another woman in my bed while my hubs was downstairs.
I Had Sex in Iceland’s Blue Lagoon While Standing Shoulder to Shoulder With Strangers
Because of the high silica content in the water, it’s cloudy and murky, which means no one can see what goes on from the waist down.
I F*cked My Australian Tour Guide in the Middle of the Desert While Everyone Else Was Asleep
I couldn’t take it any longer, so I pulled down my cotton shorts, followed by my underwear, and I could feel him behind me doing the same.
I Had Super-Hot Sex in One of Those Iconic London Telephone Booths
These booths were not made for f*cking. Positions were limited.
I Hated Oral Sex Until an International Sexpert Taught My Husband These Orgasm Hacks
All it took was a 12+ hour virtual course for lots and lots and lots of orgasms.
Take It From Me: You Should *Not* Make a Joint Dating App Profile With Your BFF
Sooooo many threesome requests.
I Was on the Phone With My Homophobic Uncle the First Time a Woman Went Down on Me
I am naturally loud when I have good sex, so this was no easy feat.
