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The end of the year is coming up sooner than you think, and you might be beginning to consider buying a birthday or holiday present for your favorite Scorpio. (They were born from October 23 to November 22, FYI.) Because what kind of present do you give a Scorpio? A pet viper? A centuries-old locket that no one can open? A vial of your own blood? These fixed water signs are famously intense. They’re fascinated with all things dark and mysterious, and they’re also notoriously guarded. Good luck to anyone trying to shop for them! If a Scorpio doesn’t like your gift, they’ll just smile enigmatically and begin secretly plotting revenge. Trust me, you don’t want to get on their bad side.
Whatever your Scorpio friend/sibling/secret crush is into, they’re probably really into it. They’re known to be just a little bit obsessive about their interests. If they’re a Bachelor fan, they’re the person doing a deep dive into the contestants’ Venmo accounts to figure out the winner. If they’re into roller skating, they’ve got several perfectly choreographed routines ready to complete at a moment’s notice, soundtrack included. If they’re into makeup, their knowledge of gel eyeliners is so encyclopedic, it’s a little scary.
While Scorps have varied interests, there are a few topics that tend to appeal to them: anything sexy, anything ~mysterious~ (be it true crime or celeb conspiracy theories), and anything to do with the occult. Yeah, they’ve got crystals and tarot cards galore…but they could always use another oracle deck. Here are a few gifts that are perfect for a Scorpio. You can trust me. I am one.
Let your favorite Scorpio show off their zodiac pride with this cute wall art. Bonus: It glows in the dark.
Scorpios are all about subtlety, and this little necklace will let them rep their sign quietly.
After they’ve mastered all the Scorpio-specific sex positions, they can move on to their Moon sign, Rising sign, Venus sign, etc.
Whether they’re an October Scorpio or a November Scorpio, they’ll appreciate a birth month candle.
We're Not Really Strangers We're Not Really Strangers Card Game - An Interactive Adult Card Game and Icebreaker
Scorpios want to get deep, fast, and somehow, they’ll uncover all your secrets without sharing any of theirs. This game will help them do just that.
Don’t be shy—Scorpio is the sign most strongly associated with sex, so they’ll def appreciate this addition to their toy collection.
Even if your Scorp is already a tarot pro, they’ll love a gorgeous new deck like this one.
RP Studio Mystic Mondays: The Crystal Grid Deck: An 80-Card Deck to Charge Your Intentions
For the crystal fan, this deck is more practical than carrying 80 crystals around with you at all times!
Adams Media The Astrology Journal: A Celestial Guide to Recording Your Cosmic Journey
As water signs, Scorpios are intuitive, so give them an astrology journal to help them on their journey.
Your Scorpy’s laptop is looking a little bare…so give ’em a sticker.
A soul mate isn't enough...a Scorpio needs a twin flame.
Even a Scorp's pencils need to be snarky.
Although Scorpio is most commonly represented by the scorpion, a lesser-known symbol is the serpent.
Help your Scorp shed their exoskeleton with a luxe at-home spa kit.
Scorpio is notoriously the most sexy sign, after all.
A starry art print is exactly what your Scorp’s home is missing.
You *know* your Scorpio friend deserves a crown...preferably one made out of quartz crystals.
Dark tales? Those are a Scorpio's favorite thing!
Yes, a Scorpio has to let *everyone* know they're a Scorpio.
...and of course they need a wine glass to go with it.
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