The Super Bowl is basically a national holiday for sports enthusiasts and snack connoisseurs alike. And if you're like me and happen to be both, it literally doesn't get more blissful than that second Sunday in February. I mean, sitting around with my favorite humans surrounded by a delicious spread of finger foods, chips, dips, and booze? All to watch men in tight pants hit each other? Sign. Me. Up. Every single year, please.

But even if tackles and touchdowns aren’t your usual cup of tea, fear not, because the game's halftime show is a whole thing in its own right. Remember Rihanna’s unforgettable performance last year where she announced her second pregnancy? How could you possibly pass up one of the year’s most significant musical spectacles? Especially when Usher is set to perform his very deep catalog of hits this year.

But with all of the food prep, party decorating, and singing, you’ll barely have time to craft a caption for the 'gram. After all, who wouldn’t want an excuse to show off their game face and snack spread? Lucky for you, we’ve done the leg work and crafted captions for every type of Super Bowl reveler—from quippy one-liners to the best football movie quotes. All that’s left to do? Pick your team allegiance and hit that post button!

Funny Super Bowl Captions

  • My game plan: Eat, cheer, nap, repeat.
  • Here for the halftime show. That’s the caption.
  • The game face is on.
  • Relationship status: Forever in love with the game.
  • Punt intended.
  • Football is my boo (insert Usher’s voice here).
  • You had me at touchdown.
  • Keep calm? My team is on!
  • Losing builds character.
  • Ooooooh, the [enter team name here] slayed!
  • Wake me up when “my boo” is on stage.
  • I’m just here for the Super Bowl commercials.
  • As long as Jalen Hurts is on screen, I’m there.
  • TBH, I'm just here to see Taylor in the stands.
  • Why is football being played before the Usher concert???
  • Me 🤝 Going to Super Bowl parties just to ask questions about the game the entire time.
  • The second Sunday in February > the first Monday in May. I said what I said!
  • What's Taylor's boyfriend's name again??

Super Bowl Captions About Winning

  • All we do is win, win, win, no matter what.
  • What’s one thing that Tom Brady and Ariana Grande have in common? 7 rings.
  • I’m rooting for both teams, I can’t lose.
  • Enjoy the calm before the score.
  • These Super Bowl rings don’t lie.
  • We are the champions!
  • Loss? We don’t know her.
  • “Success is not only for the elite. Success is there for those who want it, plan for it, and take action to achieve it.” — Jim Brown

Super Bowl Captions for the Foodies

  • The only touchdown I’m scoring is with these snacks.
  • If eating snacks during the Super Bowl was an Olympic sport, I would have won a gold medal.
  • Guac this way for a touchdown.
  • The snacks are so good, they deserve their own halftime show.
  • Pizza, wings, and chips are the only way to my heart.
  • In my defense, the nachos made me do it.
  • In an emergency, break out the chips and dip.
  • Beer is going to be my number one draft pick.
  • I’m retaining possession of the chips and dip. #SorryNotSorry
  • Time to huddle…around the snack table.
  • You get a foul for double-dipping.
  • The only rings your team is winning tonight are onion rings.
  • The only thing I want to taco bout is football.
  • These teams are really winging it out here.
  • I don’t give a flying guac if [enter the opponent’s team name here] won.
  • "We want some mo', we want some mo', we want some mo'!" —Remember the Titans —Me to the snacks

TV and Movie Quotes for Super Bowl Captions

  • “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” — Friday Night Lights
  • “Just remember, football is 80 percent mental and 40 percent physical.” — Little Giants
  • “Football is a way of life.” — Varsity Blues
  • “I said you could thank me later. It’s later, Bert.” — The Blind Side
  • “Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally, it comes from what you do consistently.” — All American
  • “You can do it.” — The Waterboy
  • “No one, I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.” — Rudy
  • "Left side! Strong side!" — Remember the Titans