6 min readThere's nothing like a good, old-fashioned knock-knock joke to make people laugh. Whether you want to cheer up a pal, impress someone on a night out, or make your dating profile stand out, a knock-knock joke is a surefire way to get a chuckle out of a good friend or a new acquaintance.
So, the next time you want to make someone smile (and who wouldn't want to do that, right?), go ahead and pull up this list of 140 knock-knock jokes for adults, kids, and even your crush (yep, we've got some flirty ones, too). Be prepared to stock your joke bank to the brim, then get ready to be the funniest person at every party. You're welcome!
Best-Ever Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I prefer peanuts. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like knock-knock jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use your bathroom. - Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You forgot me already!? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke and find out. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door, it's freezing! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charli XCX.
Charli XCX who?
Okay, boomer! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we're telling jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot is stuck in the door! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wah.
Wah who?
It’s-a me, Mario! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, knock. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No, cows go moo! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer me, I'm coming! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A week.
A week who?
Yeah, we're cool. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will these jokes ever end? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese is my go-to sandwich. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I watch a horror movie! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it.
Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To go see the idiot. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe mama. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tat.
Tat who?
No thanks, tattoos aren’t for me. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size. - Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie tap.
Annie tap who?
Better come in then, the bathroom's on the right. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I need up.
I need up who?
Can you hold it? I'm in the middle of a joke. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con–
–OK, now you say, "Control freak who?" - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hurley.
Hurley who?
Hurley bird catches the worm. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta drinks! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Gross! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sonya.
Sonya who?
Sonya shoe, I can smell it from here. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita get out of here. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A yam.
A yam who?
A yam so over this conversation. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you like this? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you lend me a few dollars? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter later than never. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions? Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I've got amnesia.
Clever Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney.
Britney who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
"Oops!...I Did It Again." - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hating. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Sounds like a party in there! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
You hoo, big summer blowout! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, there's no point. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A boy.
A boy who?
A boy who can't reach the doorbell. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nada.
Nada who?
Nada another knock-knock joke! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me.
It's me who.
Come on, it's not funny. Let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I use Google. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska ‘nother person if you don’t know the answer! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police.
The police who?
Seriously, it's the police. Open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
It's your delivery order, that'll be $15.99, please. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
My key is lost. Can you let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
"You're insecure, don't know what for..." - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair, it’s a mess! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir–
ARRRRRRRRRRRR! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mai.
Mai who?
Mai the force be with you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Oh, I love that show. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida-who?
Actually, I think it’s pronounced Ida-ho. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shamp.
Shampoo.
Is my hair really that greasy?
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go on a date? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you not in my phone contacts yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you up to later tonight? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh have an amazing smile. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t talk to strangers, but you caught my eye. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana kiss you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you stunning. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana hold your hand. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your true love! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I really fancy you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, dinner, you and me. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you want. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police go out with me. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter come over here. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy us together forever. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve had my ion you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle always love you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
Knock-Knock Jokes for Children
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-h-o. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moustache.
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, will you? I’ve been knocking forever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there? It smells delicious! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Hang on, how many aliens do you know? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turn-up the music will you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster than a bike. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon tell me the next joke, I'm tired. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho ho.
Ho ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you stop with these jokes, please? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahhh.
Ahh who?
Is that a werewolf I hear? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Newt.
Newt who?
Not much. What's newt you? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Yes, thanks. I just sneezed. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Okay...who, who, who! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
No, Frank you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me, go answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell ya I was coming by. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelly.
Shelly who?
Shelly-brate good times, c’mon! Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
I just told you. No one.
From: Cosmopolitan UK
