Are pickup lines cheesy and outdated, or an fun way to break the ice IRL? The jury’s still out on that one, but whether you’re looking to let someone know you're into them with some plausible deniability, or just looking to hook up, there are plenty of dirty, funny, and horny pickup lines and compliments you can try your luck with.

These lines could also work well as openers on your dating app of choice. After all, we all need some variation from a dry what's up?. A funny pickup line could be just what you need when you’re chatting with matches for the first time.

A word to the wise: This kind of approach isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re chatting with someone you don’t know, you might want to prioritize funny pickup lines rather than the more risqué ones on our list. Laughter is a much more reliable key to someone’s heart, after all.

And finally, remember that there are plenty of other ways to flirt than relying on pickup lines. Whether it’s smiling, giving someone compliments, or asking them a question about themselves, read the room and decide what makes the most sense. The best way to deliver a pickup line is to lean into the humor and cheesiness of it all. If you don't think the receiver would vibe with it, skip it and try something a little more lowkey.

Now go forth and get your flirt on!

Funny Horny Pickup Lines and Compliments

If you’re trying to turn someone on and make them laugh, then try out some of these funny lines.

  1. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  2. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
  3. Do I have to sign for your package?
  4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
  5. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
  6. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
  7. If you were a flower you’d be a damn-delion.
  8. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
  9. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  10. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole.
  11. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
  12. Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.
  13. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
  14. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
  15. Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world.
  16. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lying in my bed tonight.
  17. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Dirty Horny Pickup Lines and Compliments

If you’d rather skip straight to being a little bit dirty, then shoot your shot with some dirtier lines that get straight to the point.

  1. You’re like my pinky toe, because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
  2. Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet.
  3. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  4. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  5. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
  6. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
  7. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
  8. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.
  9. I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear.
  10. Great dress. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart.
  11. You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit but I always prefer swallowing.
  12. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
  13. They say the tongue is the strongest muscle. Want to wrestle?
  14. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
  15. Want to save water by showering together?
  16. There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100 percent off!
  17. Are you a race horse? Because when I ride, you’ll always finish first.
From: Cosmopolitan UK