There was a full moon outside the hotel window, my best friend was downstairs in the lobby, and a strange man was jerking me off with a vibrator. No, this wasn’t a fantasy—this was my real life. We didn’t go to Tokyo with the intention of being sex tourists, but that’s what happened.
Thirty minutes earlier, I’d rushed up the elevator and through the hall to meet my erotic masseuse. As I approached our hotel room door, I was greeted by a 20-something Japanese man with flawless skin holding a gift bag.
We exchanged hellos in each other’s language and then, giggling, went inside. I was buzzing at an 11, a little drunk and electric with anticipation coursing through my body. My nervous energy bubbled over as I fumbled with the key card.
So how did I get here, on the verge of my first happy ending massage?
In February 2020, on the cusp of a certain global pandemic, my best friend and I went to Tokyo for our comedy-sex-travel podcast Private Parts Unknown. At the end of our last interview for the trip—with Hiroko Imai, a very cool 30-something local reporter and producer—we innocently asked our standard final question, “Anything else?”
We expected her to answer with a sight-seeing recommendation or something. But Hiroko said, “The one thing I want you guys to try is an erotic masseuse.” She had interviewed one of the top erotic masseuses for work and seemed to suggest that she had been tempted to experiment with the experience but never did. I think she was excited about having us be the guinea pigs.
We laughed initially, although you can hear on the tape that we were quickly intrigued by the suggestion.
Earlier in the interview, Hiroko described the levels of sex and intimacy work in Japan, from faux-boyfriend or faux-girlfriend companionship available at host/hostess clubs up to Soaplands, which are the closest thing to American-style brothels. Hiroko explained that one level below Soaplands is a service called “delivery health,” which is basically like Postmates for ladies who want to get off. She told us thousands of guys auditioned to work at one of the delivery health agencies, like American Idol for gigolos. Those accepted were specially trained with fingering techniques that titillate women without penetration. (Yes, Tokyo is truly a magical place.)
What’s funny is that when Hiroko first told us about the service, I’d pictured older women clientele. I didn’t see myself as a potential consumer. But when she suggested we try it, it felt like a dare in the best way possible.
My cohost and I went to a Denny’s-like Japanese restaurant with Hiroko where she ordered our masseuses for later that night. Mine had a crown next to his name on the website, indicating he was a top provider, and I couldn’t wait to find out what that felt like in practice. As we dined, we discussed our “pre-game” plans, which found us bar-hopping around Shinjuku and eventually landing at an S&M club in Ginza (as one does), where we completely lost track of time thanks to some very attentive hostesses who never let our glasses run empty. I guess time flies when you’re pre-gaming your erotic massage.
We got a cab and rushed back to our hotel. I scampered up the elevator and through the hall to meet my erotic masseuse. The anticipation was wild!
Once we got to the bed in my hotel room, I just stood there in silence for a second. I’d never done this before, so I tried to ask how the whole thing worked. But beyond saying hi, we didn’t have many words in common. Awkward giggles ensued as I got out my phone and opened Google Translate to tap out: “I’ve never done this before. You show me what to do.”
He took over from there, ushering me to the shower—as it’s apparently customary for both parties to shower beforehand (and sometimes after too). While he took his turn, I found out the unassuming gift bag had been loaded with an arsenal of sex toys that were now carefully placed on the bed alongside a bottle of massage oil and a bottle of lube.
After his shower, it was finally time for the main event. He oiled me up as I lay facedown on the bed, gave me a very short massage with oil, then moved on to the erotic portion. I recognized some of the expert fingering, butterfly kissing, and sucking techniques that Hiroko had mentioned. Then he moved on to the vibrators, cycling through a few different options from his bag of tricks. My masseuse had a boner, which I took as a compliment. But ever the professional, he kept the focus on me. It was thrilling just to have a stranger’s hands on my body. I felt like I was living a fantasy.
I didn’t cum during the actual massage. Ironically, I was too excited. Instead, I felt a sexy euphoria that started with my masseuse’s first touch and lasted well after I landed back in Los Angeles and resumed my regular life. It was like edging for a full week—well worth the 11,000 yen (aka just over $100 at the time).
Would I recommend a friend get a happy ending massage? A million times, yes. We were joking that we might start leading tours to Tokyo so more women could give it a try.
It was an experience that changed me on multiple levels. To have my sexual satisfaction taken so seriously—literally like it was a job—felt empowering as a woman. That’s not how our culture is typically oriented. We take for granted that men are desirous and deserving of pleasure, but we don’t tend to let women have that same sexual purchasing power. And oh my god, what a HUGE turn-on!
I was so horny on the airplane home, cramped in my economy seat on an international flight, that I tried to watch porn on my phone covertly. It was a threesome scenario: a couple hiring a lady sex worker in Amsterdam. I straddled a ridge in the seat and rocked myself into it hard. I was so turned on.
It was obvious that what happens in Tokyo doesn’t necessarily stay in Tokyo—that extra-erotic euphoria was a persistent stowaway. As soon as my boyfriend picked me up from the airport in L.A., I mauled him with kisses. I couldn’t stop touching him in the car, and when we got home, I could hardly wait to rip off his clothes and fuck. We’re both busy and we’d gotten in a little rut of not prioritizing sex before the trip, but my happy ending reinvigorated us both.
Suffice it to say, I was a satisfied customer (and I can’t wait to go back to Tokyo).
