The Snake Shoot: Cycle 1
UPNNo further comment beyond this photo.
The Shoot Where Everyone Was Suspended Over a Huge Hole: Cycle 2
UPNThe concept of this shoot was...literally just....posing over a giant hole. And there was an ambulance lurking on set just in case anyone fell into said hole. Hmmm.
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The Spider Shoot: Cycle 3
UPNJay assured everyone that this eight-legged friend was safe to be around, but noted that they also had "EMS on the side." Begging the question...why did EMS need to be there if the spider was safe?
The Zodiac Signs Shoot: Cycle 4
UPNWaiting for Tyra to apologize to the astro girlies for this entire shoot.
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The Zodiac Signs Shoot: Cycle 4
UPNJust want to add that the advice for cradling this vase was: "Think of it as your infant."
The Grave Shoot: Cycle 4
UPNIn which the models were taken to a literal graveyard, put into coffins, and asked to pose at the bottom of an eight-foot hole in the ground. One of the girls was just, like, inexplicably covered in lettuce and grapes? Oh, and at one point, Jay helpfully said, "The next time you're lowered down, you'll probably be dead." Welp.
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The Lubriderm Animal Shoot: Cycle 4
UPNTo whoever thought it was a good idea to have the models dress up as animals and pose with bottles of Lubriderm, call me. I just wanna talk.
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UPNCouldn't move on 'til everyone had also seen this photo, apologies.
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The Plastic Surgery Shoot: Cycle 5
UPNI think this was....social commentary? Or something? Either way, Janice Dickinson made someone cry on set—just another regular day in ModelLand™!
The Shoot Where Everyone Was Forced to Cry: Cycle 6
UPNTyra's instructions for this one? "I'm so sad, but God, I'm gorgeous."
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The Circus Shoot That Involved a Literal Cannibal: Cycle 7
The CWFriends, the words "good morning and welcome to the circus" have never been more sinister. While this shoot featured all sorts of questionable elements, special thoughts and prayers go out to A.J., who was given the "cannibal" assignment and posed in a cage with what appeared to be raw chicken breasts.
The Celeb Couples Shoot: Cycle 7
The CWIf you're wondering whether or not someone was forced to dress as both Donald Trump and Melania Trump, the answer is, regrettably, yes.
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The Romance Novel Shoot: Cycle 7
The CWThe Freezing Water Shoot: Cycle 7
The CWCariDee straight-up got hypothermia from the temperature of this water. But as Tyra wisely put it: "This is real real modeling, guys—being cold as heck."
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The Naked Ice Cream Shoot: Cycle 8
The CWThese poor, innocent aspiring models were quite literally covered in Jelly Beans, forced to hold an entire fistful of ice cream, and told that's what it takes to be a model.
The Shoot That Was Literally Based on Crime Scenes: Cycle 8
The CWThis one involved the models acting out being poisoned, pushed off rooftops, and having their organs stolen. The sentence "you're all gonna be dead in your photo and the twist is you've all killed each other" was uttered in complete seriousness.
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The Shoot Involving a Rock Climbing Wall: Cycle 9
The CWIf you're asking yourself "why?" please know that we are right there with you. Can only assume the producers found out someone was terrified of heights and decided to prey on their fear in the name of good TV.
The Eco-Friendly Shoot: Cycle 9
The CWSomeone get Greta Thunberg on the line, this is an emergency.
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The Raw Meat Shoot: Cycle 10
The CWI mean, what model doesn't look back fondly on her days posing with a bunch of hanging carcasses? It's basically a rite of passage.
The Election-Themed Shoot: Cycle 11
The CWTheir task? Convince the younger generation that "voting is sexy." Mission not accomplished, if I'm honest.
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