There are few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and Kate Middleton's blowout. For over a decade, the Princess of Wales has treated us to a masterclass in polished brunette diplomacy: smooth, bouncy, immaculately turned under at the ends. A hairstyle so reliable it might as well be written into royal tradition. And yet at last night's BAFTAs, she swerved.
Gone was the familiar Sloane Square swoosh and in its place ultra-glam ’80s curls, dialed up and brushed out into something with so much cinematic presence it in itself deserved a trophy.
The silhouette was all lift and va-va-voom volume, a glossy cascade that felt knowingly familiar. Julia Roberts' signature ’80s blowout, anyone? You know the one: soft-focus, big-screen abundance that made every room feel like a rom-com meet-cute waiting to happen.
Now, while there was volume concentrated through the lengths, the crown (no pun intended) was still controlled, the finish gleaming rather than crunchy. It nodded to the decade of bold, eclectic style without tipping into transformation 101. Think Studio 54, if it offered regal disco.
Of course, the dependable Kensington blowout will always have its place; it's practically part of the royal toolkit! But this felt like the welcome drama the BAFTAs needed. After all, awards season thrives on spectacle, and here was spectacle with restraint: bigger hair, sharper intention.
In a sea of safe waves and glossy bobs, the Princess stole the spotlight—but can we expect anything less from a woman who has quietly turned her blowout into a global benchmark? (Spoiler: No, no, we shouldn't.)
