Remember that couple in middle school that literally wouldn’t stop making out in front of your locker, under every available bleacher, and dangerously close to the Bunsen burners in chemistry class? Yeah, well, they grew up, bought out the entire contents of a local Hot Topic, and morphed into Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker.
While Kourtney and Travis tried to keep their relationship private for approximately five minutes, they quickly pivoted to the whole “tattooing names next to nipples, touching tongues on red carpets, feeling each other up at family get-togethers” phase of their relationship. In other words, the PDA has been extreme and we’re here to round up the horniest moments in no particular order—including the multiple times Kourtney sucked on Travis’s fingers, lol, help.
When Travis Was “Counting the Days” Until He and Kourt Reunited and Posted This
The musician took to his IG Story to upload a steamy hot tub snap with his wife expressing that he can’t wait until they’re back together. The vibe is truly unhinged, but these two are the definition of committing to the bit so I applaud them.
When Travis Celebrated Kourtney’s Birthday Like…This
In honor of Kourtney’s 44th birthday, Travis shared a buncha couples pics on IG and his Story—including one of him just fully burying his face into her butt while she was wearing a thong. Because love, clearly.
Bonus points for the in-feed post too:
When Travis Posted a Photo of Them Lip-Locked to the Grid
Another day, another beach make-out.
When Travis Caressed Kourtney’s Bare Butt Cheeks in Public
Swipe for a video you can’t unsee.
When Travis Did…This…With Kourtney’s Foot
Thanks for asking, I’m not okay.
When They Made Out in a Hot Tub
To the person forced to take this picture: Blink twice if you need help.
And When They Made Out While Travis Drummed
When Travis Grabbed Kourtney’s Boob at Kris Jenner’s Birthday Party
Nothing says “now’s a good time to grab my fiancée’s breast” like a party celebrating her mom, right?!?!?!?
When They Made Out on a Boat in Italy
Someone please check in on Scott Disick, thx.
When They Made Out in the Studio
Tag yourself, I’m Machine Gun Kelly awkwardly standing there in the background.
When Travis Revealed He “Wants Kourtney’s Skull”
Normal thing to post during one’s trip to Disneyland, nothing to see here, Mickey Mouse is totally fine.
When They Frenched at Their Family Dinner
To be fair, they were celebrating their engagement, a truly horny time for everyone involved.
When They Made Out in Matching Onesies
*zooms in*
When They Inhaled Each Other in Portofino
Imagine being on vacation in Italy with your family, innocently passing by on a boat, and seeing Kourt and Trav doing this whole thing out in the wild.
When Travis Slapped Kourtney’s Butt at the Beach
Look at her smile! This is legit the cutest.
When They Made Out Next to Some Traumatized Scarecrows
Genuinely not sure what the scariest part of this photo is.
When They Touched Tongues at the VMAs
Putting the “public” in public display of affection, ya know?
When They Made Out at the UFC Fight
Like, some poor cameraman just wanted them to say hi and then this happened:
And speaking of things that happened…
When This Happened
If you recall, the internet broke and is still pretty much fractured.
When Travis Held on to Kourt’s Butt for Insta
He did it for the ’gram! And by “it,” I mean our dude uploaded a series of posts during his and Kourtney’s romantic trip to Utah, including a NSFW video of himself holding Kourtney’s butt while taking a boat ride (as ya do).
When Kourtney Sucked Travis’s Thumb
Fortunately, this video is buried deep inside this Instagram carousel. Please watch it only if your eyes can handle the sight of Travis’s entire thumb going inside Kourtney’s mouth.
I’m not okay!
When Travis Uploaded This Photo
Oh. Kay.
When Travis Made It Clear They Have Sex
Like. We get it. You two do it.
When Travis Sucked Kourtney’s Fingers
Literally have so many questions, first and foremost why?
When Kourt Gave Travis a Lap Dance
Totally normal thing to do during a friend’s wedding, it’s chill:
When They Made Out in a Bathroom Stall
Your double dates could never!!!!
When They Touched Tongues at the Oscars
The Award for Best PDA goes to….
And Kissed at the Grammys
Wait, this is so cute.
I mean, that’s about it for now, but something tells us we’ll be adding to this as Kourtney and Travis keep…ya know…living life. Like, if these two don’t make out for up to 10 minutes while Hulu’s entire camera team films them for The Kardashians season 3, I’ll be losing several bets, that’s all I’m saying. So on that note, see you back here soon!
