There’s a time and place for just about everything, including dirty knock-knock jokes. (No, really.) You might still mentally associate them with creepy dudes and inappropriate comments at office parties of yore, but in some ways, times have changed for the better. People generally know when dirty knock-knock jokes are appropriate (with partners, with friends!) and when they’re not (at work, for one). But instead of cancelling NSFW jokes forever, consider using them to your advantage. (Time and place!)

If you read the room, a dirty knock-knock joke can actually be a hit with someone you’re dating. Especially if you’ve been together long enough to understand their humor and for them to understand your intentions. Dirty jokes can help keep dynamics fun and flirty, kick start conversations, lighten a heavy moment, and overall, just make someone laugh. Few things are sexier than a good sense of humor, and if you and your partner are on the same wavelength, a dirty joke can also turn up the heat.

Pro tip: Avoid using dirty knock-knock jokes on strangers or people who haven’t consented to that type of energy, like dating app matches. Ultimately you don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable or come across as too intense! But just like with dirty pick-up lines, gauge whether your date might be into something raunchy before delivering the joke. If they are, fire away. And if you don’t know where to start, we put together 50 of our faves that are actually funny enough to use on someone you like. Proceed responsibly!

  1. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Honeydew. (Honeydew who?) Honeydew you wanna hook up later?
  2. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Dill. (Dill who?) Dill-dough.
  3. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Lettuce. (Lettuce who?) Lettuce get cozy together!
  4. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mike. (Mike who?) Mike Litoris.
  5. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Annie. (Annie who?) Annie chance you can come over later?
  6. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Bacon. (Bacon who?) Bae, can you give me a kiss?
  7. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Willy. (Willy who?) Willy wanna see you naked.
  8. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Keyna. (Kenya who?) Kenya lick me up?
  9. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Hey Wood. (Hey Wood who?) Hey would you eat me out?
  10. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) The mechanic. (The mechanic who?) Heard you wanted a rim job.
  11. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.
  12. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Izzy Data. (Izzy Data who?) Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  13. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) A yam. (A yam who?) A yam so wet for you right now.
  14. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Amanda squeeze. (Amanda squeeze who?) You want amanda squeeze you all night?
  15. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Tara. (Tara who?) Tara McClosoff.
  16. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Someone. (Someone who?) Someone who will get you laid.
  17. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?
  18. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Justin. (Justin who?) You're justin time to see me strip for you.
  19. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ben. (Ben who?) Ben down and kiss my booty!
  20. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ivanna Seymour. (Ivanna Seymour who?) Ivanna Seymour of you, naked.
  21. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Parton! (Parton who?) Parton my lips for you.
  22. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ivana. (Ivana who?) Ivana kiss you all over.
  23. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ivan. (Ivan who?) Ivan to do something naughty with you!
  24. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now!
  25. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ida. (Ida who?) Ida rather be naked with you right now.
  26. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Dewey! (Dewey who?) Dewey have a condom handy?
  27. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ida Comfort. (Ida Comfort who?) Ida comfort you a long time ago if I'd known how hot you are.
  28. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Al. (Al who?) Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.
  29. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ben Hur. (Ben Hur who?) Ben hur over!
  30. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Iguana. (Iguana who?) Iguana feel you up, baby.
  31. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ice cream. (Ice cream who?) Ice cream for you all night long.
  32. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Dozer. (Dozer who?) Dozer some great assets you got there.
  33. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Baby owl. (Baby owl who?) Baby owl see you later at my place.
  34. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Howie. (Howie who?) Howie gonna get freaky tonight?
  35. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Gladiator. (Gladiator who?) Gladiator during that threesome.
  36. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?
  37. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you glad this isn't actually a banana?
  38. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) When where. (When where who?) Tonight, my place, you and me.
  39. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Do you want two CDs? (Do you want two CDs who?) Do you want to CDs nudes?
  40. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Jamaican. (Jamaican who?) Jamaican me horny.
  41. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Anita. (Anita who?) Anita you inside me.
  42. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Waiter. (Waiter who?) Just waiter I get my hands on you.
  43. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Baghdad. (Baghdad who?) I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up.
  44. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.
  45. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ike Anne. (Ike Anne who?) Ike Anne rock your world, baby.
  46. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Phil. (Phil who?) Phil McCrackin.
  47. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you excited to see me naked later?
  48. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Lisa. (Lisa who?) Lisa you could do is help me get these pants off.
  49. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) King Yvonne. (King Yvonne who?) Kinky Von Kinkster, at your service.
  50. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Boss bank. (Boss bank who?) Boss bank you tonight if you're naughty.