You may not think of Thanksgiving as a particularly flirty holiday...and you would be right! But that’s no reason you can’t make it a flirty holiday with a well-placed seasonal pickup line! Now, is a Thanksgiving pickup line necessarily the kind of flirting technique that’s going to land you the love of your life? Perhaps not! But that’s because most pickup lines are kind of corny in general. But while these semi-suggestive little quips may not be particularly effective in an actual flirting sense, they are fun—and isn’t that what Thanksgiving is all about? (Maybe?)

In all deeply unserious seriousness, whether you’re bored and swiping on the apps this holiday weekend or looking to diffuse some awkward family tension at the dinner table, don’t underestimate the power of whipping out one of these 39 Thanksgiving pickup lines and spreading some laughs. Happy Thanksgiving!

Funny Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

  1. I checked the meat thermometer...you’re officially one hot bird.
  2. Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
  3. This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
  4. I wanna see your horn of plenty.
  5. Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.
  6. I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.
  7. Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.
  8. I’m ready to ride your Mayflower.
  9. Want to candy my yams?
  10. You put the “ass” in casserole.
  11. I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.
  12. Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
  13. I’ve got something for you to gobble.
  14. Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?
  15. Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
  16. I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock.
  17. Do you want to hop on my gravy train?

Flirty Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

  1. This dinner isn't the only thing that’ll make you want to loosen your belt tonight.
  2. Can’t wait to pull your wishbone later.
  3. Saving room for you for dessert. ;)
  4. My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
  5. Ready to ditch your dinner and come baste my turkey instead?
  6. What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?
  7. Forget the pie; you’re having me for dessert tonight.
  8. I’d rather get lost in your sauce.
  9. Skipping the stuffing because I know you’ll have some for me later tonight.
  10. I’m ready to shuck your corn.
  11. I’d rather swallow your gravy.
  12. I’ve got something else for you to feast on.
  13. Leave the pie. I have better plans for the whipped cream.

Cute Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

  1. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
  2. You and I go together better than turkey and stuffing.
  3. I’m skipping dessert; you’re sweet enough for me.
  4. The only thing sweeter than dessert is you.
  5. You’re the gravy to my turkey.
  6. You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie.
  7. You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
  8. You really spice up my pumpkin.
  9. You’re what I’m most thankful for this year. 😊