Your Husband Will Adore These Sweet and Funny Birthday Wishes, Trust Us

It’s safe to assume that you love your husband. And because you love him so dearly, his birthday deserves the international holiday treatment once it rolls around. That could mean preparing a special gift, a huge blowout bash with 75 of your closest friends, or an intimate home-cooked dinner in front of your favorite trashy reality TV show. However he prefers to celebrate, his special day deserves to be commemorated with an Instagram post. And for IG caption material, we're here to provide an assist, with a comprehensive list of b-day wishes. We've got something for the special day here, whether you wanna get sentimental or show off your comedic chops.

Along with making great captions, these birthday wishes also work if you're stumped on what to write in his card besides just "Happy birthday!" (Or even worse, the dreaded "HBD.") No matter what type of message you're going for, we've got plenty of romantic, funny, and heartwarming birthday notes to choose from. And if you'd rather keep things short and sweet, we've got some ideas for that, too.

To be honest, he's already lucky to have a spouse like you, but he'll feel extra blessed when you shower him with all this b-day love! Keep scrolling for the best birthday wishes for your husband, whether you’re writing them in a card, adding them to an IG caption, or sending one as a text. Also, just saying, with some slight edits, you could definitely use some of these as Instagram captions for your next anniversary post! Two birds with one stone, baby.

• I love being your partner. Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world!
• Happy birthday to the person who has shown me what it really means to be in love.
• On this birthday and every other one, I'll be looking for ways to show you how wonderful and appreciated you are.
• Here's to a birthday that's as special as you are.
• You mean more to me than you'll ever really know. Happy birthday to my love!
• There's no one I'd rather have by my side as we go through the highs and lows of life together. Happy birthday to my forever person.
• Wishing a happy birthday to the guy who never fails to make every day an adventure!
• This birthday, I'm hoping you know how very loved you are, not only by me, but by your family, friends, and everyone who's lucky enough to have you in their life.
• I must have done something pretty incredible in a past life to land you as my husband. Happy birthday to the man of my dreams.
• I love you more and more every year. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday, you stunner!
• Happy birthday to my favorite person.
• Wishing you a very happy birthday and another year of adventures!
• Happy birthday to my soulmate.
• Cheers to another year of you!
• You deserve the best birthday ever.
• Wishing you a birthday as amazing as you are.
• I love you the most. Happy birthday!
• Life is more fun with you by my side.
• HBD to my amazing partner-in-crime.
• I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
• Today is all about you, my love! Happy birthday!
• Yep, that one's mine!
• My life would suck without you.
• Let's make this year's birthday one for the record books.
• I can't wait to celebrate you all day.
• Happy birthday to the guy who brings out the best in me.
• Happy birthday to a guy who's forever young at heart.
• Birthdays are the universe's way of telling us to eat more cake!
• HBD to the undeniable GOAT.
• This guy>>>.
• I love loving you. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday to my man!
• Love you like a love song baby. Happy birthday.
• HBD to the king of my heart!
• It’s my fave’s birthday today…
• Happy You Day!!!!
• Happy b-day to life’s greatest partner <3
• It's International [husband’s name] Day!
• No such thing as bad days with you. HBD!
• TBH, every day’s your birthday in my book.

• Happy birthday to an absolute smokeshow.
  
• I'm so happy that we'll grow old together, and that you have a head start. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the only person I'll share my fries with.
• Happy birthday! Hope you're not looking for a present, because my presence is my gift for you this year.
• I love you more than I love wine. Happy birthday!
• Very jealous that another year has gone past and you still don't have a *single* wrinkle, fine line, or gray hair. Happy birthday to you and your fountain of youth.
• Wishing you the most mild of hangovers tomorrow morning!
• My birthday gift is getting up with the dog/kids tomorrow while you sleep off the hangover. Happy birthday!
• As Hannah Montana once said, "You're one in a million."
• I think you're supposed to get wiser with age? But that's okay, there's always next year!
• Oh, I'm actually just here for the cake. Happy birthday, though!
• Like a fine wine, you're getting better with age. Happy birthday!
• I love you even though you leave your socks on the bathroom floor.
• Happy birthday to the guy who loves me even though I never make the bed.
• For your birthday this year, I promise to go one night without putting my icy cold feet on you while we're cuddling.
• You. Me. A 10-hour Netflix binge. Let's go!
• Happy birthday to the guy who never stops talking about [insert passion here].
• You're not getting older, you're leveling up.
• I love treating your birthday as the sequel to mine. Don’t you?
• We get crazy about birthdays around here…(Law and Order marathon, and in bed by 8 p.m.-level crazy)
• Fine wine *wishes* it was aging as well as you.
• This guy who crashes at my place sometimes says it’s his birthday today. Wishing him well.
• The grays are hardly noticeable, babe!
• Happy birthday. I hope you appreciate the pic of the fancy watch that I lovingly printed for you. <3
• Happy birthday. You’re so lucky to have me in your life.
• Husband. Father. Jar Opener. Happy birthday to a man of many names.
• HBD, hubs. Ring life with you ain’t half bad.
• If you don’t wish my man a happy birthday in the comments, you’re blocked. Be warned.
• Happy birthday. Compliments to the chef (your parents).
• Happy birthday to the captain of my heart, or whatever.
• I think you deserve three or four birthdays a year, but that’s just me.
• It’s my husband’s birthday, and as the ring might suggest, I’m pretty obsessed with him.
• The one day a year that he gets to choose what TV show to watch tonight.
• Happy [REDACTED] birthday!!!
• We get it, you’re the most handsome man alive! Please spare some beauty for the rest of us.

• “At last, my love has come along. My lonely days are over. And life is like a song.” – Etta James
• “You are my sunrise on the darkest day.” – Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber,
• “Heaven is a place on earth with you.” – Lana Del Rey, “Video Games”
• “You’re my end and my beginning, even when I lose, I’m winning.” – John Legend
• “Home, let me come home, home is wherever I’m with you.” – Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
• God only knows what I’d be without you.” – The Beach Boys
• "Maybe I don't know that much but I know this much is true, I was blessed because I was loved by you.” – Celine Dion
• “Let me get you in your birthday suit, it's time to bring out the big balloons." —Katy Perry
• “You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.” —Jimmie Davis

• You make every day better.
• You deserve nothing short of the world today. (And every day.)
• Happy birthday to the man that my dreams couldn’t have even come up with.
• Skipping through life’s daisies with you brings me way too much joy.
• My sun, moon, and stars right here, folks.
• Happy birthday to the magic in my life!!!
• Happy birthday to my smile provider.
• Every day with you feels like a birthday, Valentine’s Day, and New Year’s Eve wrapped into one.
• HBD. Thank goodness I found you among the seven billion others.
• I thank my lucky stars for you every day, but especially today!
• “Love” doesn’t even begin to describe it.
• Happy birthday. Should we get married again?
• It’s my forever plus one’s special day.
  
• Cheers to many, many more years of celebrating your birthday together.
• On this day, someone extraordinary came into the world, and I couldn't be more grateful.
• You live life in a way that makes every day a celebration. Happy birthday to my favorite guy.
• I hope you see yourself the way I see you: kind, smart, funny, compassionate, and loving.
• Happy birthday to my best friend.
• My birthday wish is that you get every good thing you deserve (and more) this year.
• Your birthday is the first day in a new 365-day journey. I can't wait to make the most of every moment with you this year.
• You've been through so much in the last year, and I'm so proud of you. Here's to a brand new year.
• Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love.
• Happy birthday to someone who taught me everything I know about [insert whatever your guy is passionate about].
• Don't ever leave me, okay? We've got plenty more birthdays to celebrate!
• Happy birthday to someone who is making the world a better, brighter place every day.
• Thanks to you, even the bad days shine bright.
• With you by my side, I feel like anything is possible. Happy birthday.
• On this day [insert age] years ago, the world was blessed with an angel.
• Happy birthday! You fill my life with color
• Celebrating my life’s greatest gift today.
• Happy birthday to my safe place.
• I’m so glad I get to make new memories with you every day. Here’s to another year of adventures.
• Thank you for making this chaotic world feel bearable.
• No one gets me quite like you do. Happy birthday to my favorite person ever.