• An eyewitness says Brooklyn Beckham was accidentally called “David” twice during his wedding ceremony.
  • The moment was “uncomfortably Oedipal.”
  • Brooklyn confirmed rumors about his wedding several months ago in a lengthy, multi-part statement.

Another day, another dramatic update about Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding—which he spoke about at length in his infamous statement confirming a feud with David and Victoria Beckham.

According to The Cut in “What Broke the Beckhams?” Brooklyn was accidentally called “David” twice by the elderly rabbi who married him, a moment that was described by a witness as “uncomfortably Oedipal.”

As the outlet put it, “It was a luxury fairy tale, perfectly planned and executed—until the vows, when the elderly rabbi called Brooklyn ‘David.’ He stuttered and asked for forgiveness; he was a soccer fan, the rabbi said. He made the mistake only once more before the ceremony was over.”

Apparently the mistake was “laughed off” in the moment, but it’s just one of the many yikes things that went down at this wedding—according to Brooklyn himself! As a reminder, he said in his statement "My mum cancelled making Nicola's dress in the eleventh hour despite how excited she was to wear her design, forcing her to urgently find a new dress.” He also accused his parents of trying to “bribe me into signing away the rights to my name” and said that during wedding planning “my mum went so far as to call me 'evil' because Nicola and I chose to include my Nanny Sandra, and Nicola's Naunni at our table, because they both didn't have their husbands.”

Brooklyn added that before the wedding, his family told him that Nicola was "not blood," and claimed Victoria "hijacked" his first dance, saying "In front of our 500 wedding guests, Marc Anthony called me to the stage, where in the schedule was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife but instead my mum was waiting to dance with me instead. She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I've never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life. We wanted to renew our vows so we could create new memories of our wedding day that bring us joy and happiness, not anxiety and embarrassment."

Anyway. The saga continues, I guess!